Here at PAO, we deal with all kinds of issues. For instance, we had to move our office space recently. Since we are always concerned with YOU, our beloved, valued, and awesomeo readers, we like to do our part to give back.
Today, after 4.25 years of work, we have one of our most prized projects ready to demonstrate.
Many years ago, a reader livebloggtwittered to us saying they were under attack by pumpkins. It was a heart wrenching story, and here at PAO, we knew it had to be addressed. Pumpkins are assholes and need to be kept in their place. That’s why we developed the GUNSAW 2000! Even the army loves it. We have a seriously gorey video in action, as well – beware pumpkins – video follows!
Please note, this is also proven effective against Zombie attacks.