The top and most popular cause of allergic reactions of the ultra-wealthy: New Clothing. Its been known for years that the leading cause of all hospital visits among the rich and famous is allergic reactions to new clothing. Common symptoms: hives, lethargy, bloody diarrhea, and mucus buildup.
Fortunately, scientists at the West Water Research Facility in Denver have discovered an easy one step method to avoid these allergic reactions. Studies show washing new clothing prior to wearing said clothing will 99% of the time cure the clothing wearer of allergic reactions to the clothing.
The same scientists believe the allergic reactions are produced by the formaldehyde finish found in most new clothing. Formaldehyde is a known carcinogen and also a potent allergen.