You know PAO is smart, right? But did you know.. we are smarter than YOU? We are in fact, brain surgeons as hobbiests. Like, we know brains so well, we don’t get paid for it – its what we do for fun around here. Crazy huh? Well that’s how PAO brings you all the cutting edge shit around here.
So this week, we used our new BRAIN SCAN machine. From a distance, we monitored the famous MC CHILL, and shockingly, this is what the scanner showed us. This is what goes on in that dude’s head.. all day. All night. All through meals. All through his factose intolerant verbal diarrheal assaults on coworkers.