Flight Safety

Try as you might, at some point in your life you may have to board a commercial airplane. This is a bad idea. Planes are dangerous. If you bump your head hard enough against one you could die. Flight crews are increasingly being recruited from bands of sea pirates. Sea pirates don’t usually know how to fly planes. If you must fly, try to have sex while you are up there. The following flight safety pamphlets illustrate how to effectively perform the following activities while in the air using beautiful 20yr old Brazilian line drawings.

  1. Handjobs.
  2. Autoerotic asphyxiation
  3. Doggystyle
  4. Nipple bondage

 

 

4 Replies to “Flight Safety”

  1. I practice nipple bondage and multiple methods of asphyxiation. Ill give those a try up in the sky next time I travel

    THX

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