[extreme pogo] Tony Hawk retires from skateboarding

In a surprise move, skateboard legend Tony Hawk has retired forever from skateboarding, as reported in an exclusive release to PAO press officials. While the mainstream media scrambles to catchup on this story, pineappleope.com brings you video of Tony Hawk’s newest endeavor. “Tony plans to dominate pogo competition the same way he dominated vert skateboarding,” Hawk’s close friend and advisor stated during a cell phone conversation earlier this morning.

One Reply to “[extreme pogo] Tony Hawk retires from skateboarding”

  1. I used to crush it in the pogo scene back in my heyday. It was right about when i started inventing the internet that i really didn’t have time for it anymore which is when i stopped pogoing and concentrated 80/20 on internet/eating

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