Our Test Panel said:
“i’d turn a shark into sushi with my shark knife!”
“i’d butcher more than a shark. i’d butcher cars, trees, rocks.. whatev!”
“sharks better stay off my front porch”
“i took it to the beach – got arrested. fck this game”
“lost. left. arm. so. much. blood. hate. this. tool.”
“amazingly, it does NOT work on whales. tried, got the fail whale!”
idd bang those lot of ya if ya’ll wear thosw weapons. HOT
ware iz beth today???!?!?! LOL
Also useful for fighting mutant ninja pets.
I could take down a triceratops with this thing
… actually i saw myself one of these at shino express, guy was hacking the shit out of some tuna