[Charts n’ Guides] Guide to a Married Man’s Oral Sex Activity

In a combined effort, Harvard and Yale students have put together this exciting pie chart quantifying the married man’s oral sex activity. Over the course of 4 1/2 years, 8832 married men were studied tri-quarterly and provided the following results:

Will this change your mind about marriage?
Will this change your mind about marriage?

After thoroughly reviewing these results, PAO staff have come to the following conclusion: It looks like you lose much ability to oral sex yourself.

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