[TOOLS] PAO Valentines Day Romance in a Box!

Hello Team PAO supporters. We know Valentine’s Day sucks big time – even if you aren’t single. The undue pressure that society places on us is relentless. Buy, romance, perform, its too much. Rejoice, friends – because PAO is here for you.

Exhausted from a day at the office, and you don’t feel like striking up a little romance?

Or, just single, and want to show your bro’s that you still got it?

Well, we’ve got a gallery to help get things going. Announcing, the PAO Valentine’s Day Romance in a Box!

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[Naughtiest Meal] Burger King Offers Sex Toys with Whopper or Fish Fillet

Our International PAO team in Israel reports that Burger King is giving a new ‘twist’ on the traditional Happy Meal. For Valentine’s Day, and hopefully forever, the fast food chain will offer “adult meals” for folks who are at least 18 years old. The meal will come with banging adult toys for the most extreme erotic adventures in your bed or public.

Here are the 3 possible adult meal toys you will be lucky enough to obtain (after the break…):

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[Health Tips] Warming up this Friday the 13th Night..

Winter is approaching – Friday nights are not about grillin’ and chillin anymore. Its time to stay inside and layer up.

Keeping warm over the winter months will definitely help prevent colds, flu or more serious health conditions such as STDs, heart attacks, strokes, hangovers, pneumonia and depression. The chances of these problems are higher if you’re vulnerable to cold-related illnesses because of one or more of the following:

  • you’re over 65
  • you are desperately single
  • zits
  • you’re on a low income (so can’t afford heating)
  • bad breath
  • spending too much time at the 99
  • you don’t follow @ihatethissite on the twitters
  • high % of 80’s music on your iPod
  • you wear a braided belt

So forget about going outside. Just grab your i-droid-tablet and just look at some warm girls.

WORK OUT WEDNESDAY!!!!!

YUP, its a thing and its back! GET YOUR ASS OUT of that chair, and follow these moves! PUMP!

Today’s tip – how to work your exercise balls properly, hosted by Scarlett Jo!

 

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[Getting Healthier] PAO Turns to Aerobics to Stay Fit in 2015

Several PAO employees let themselves go during the 2014 Holiday Season. There since has been an unhealthy level of fatness in the office. Specifically, Editor Mark McChill added 40lbs to his already massive 326lbs (Pre-holiday weigh-in), landing at a disgusting 365lbs.

As a mandatory New Years Resolution for the husky PAO employees, double-daily Aerobics classes have been imposed.

With the ultimate goal of taking home the Gold, Silver and Bronze medals in the 2015 National Aerobics Championships – Team PAO has their work cut out.

Enjoy the inspirational Aerobics Video above.

Go Team.

[Factoid] There’s a Difference Between Ghost Sex and Ghost Rape

I bet you didn’t know this. According to NYMag,

Some people are super into ghost sex as a fetish, as evidenced by the online communities you can find dedicated to ghost erotica. But there’s also the phenomenon of ghost rape, when people feel they’ve been assaulted by spirits against their will. Folklorist David J. Hufford believes that up to 15 percent of people “experience being assaulted in their sleep by an unknown entity at some point in their lives.” Even with ghosts, there’s the issue of consent — while some people actively try to summon demons to do it with, others say ghosts have groped them without the okay.

So don’t be afraid – as far as we know, you can’t make a ghost baby!

[Circus Accidents] May 4th Rhode Island Circus Acrobat Accident

Pineappleope.com was on hand, this past weekend, at the circus – as per usual – covering the news coverage of the circus, the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey circus.

An acrobatics routine went awry when the trapeze snapped and the human chandelier crashed to the ground at terminal velocity speeds. Broken bones and severed legs were everywhere.

Here is the clip you have all been waiting to see:

“We have identified a clamp that snapped that held them to the rafters, and it failed,” Pineappleope.com field investigator Dave Dave’ins told Pineappleope.com editors a day after a support frame collapsed during the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey circus.

May the 4th be with you, acrobats