[Danger] The Segway: Most Dangerous Device on Planet Earth? Scientists Say So

The Segway is a two-wheeled, self-balancing electric vehicle invented by Dean Kamen. It is produced by Segway Inc. of New Hampshire, USA. LIVE FREE OR DIE. The Segway is the futuristic replacement for the 3-wheeler ATV, a device humans only dreamed about in the 80’s.

Scientists say it is deadlier than deadly 3-wheeler ATVs

“Yup, it sure is” – Ashley Fletcher, Lead Scientist

[LIVE BLOG] Sept. 1st Moving Day

Couldn’t keep up with rent, so today is moving day. I am relocating. Relocation, also known as moving is the process of vacating a fixed location and settling in a different one. Often big corporations, such as Pineappleope.com, relocate their employees for short- to long-term assignments abroad. Quite often such relocation is supported by a special relocation Pineappleope.com personnel, who help internationally assigned personnel to look for a new house, jobs for children, conduct local culture training and in general terms support in integration into new society.

Having said that, lets get the live blog started:

8:00am: woke up put a pineappleope.com shirt on

8:14am: ate rest of food and condiments in fridge

8:16am: waiting for movers to show

8:34am: still waiting for movers to show, live-blogging the move

8:39am: dialed comcast to transfer service to new pad

8:41am: some angry comcast woman on the phone, wishes me a good afternoon

8:55am: …finished hearing about the latest deals, stick with current basic cable plan

9:10am: phone call from movers, stuck in traffic ETA 9:45am

9:15am: knock on the door. its some realtor… asks if i wake and baked and when ill be out.

9:17am: realtor seems ok with the 11ish departure. asks me to leave keys on counter and leaves

9:26am: looking for koi pond on android store

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[Brazilian Fire Tornado] Nature’s equivalent of the middle finger

Yeah, here’s Momma Nature giving Brazil a big, fat, stinky, F-U!! That’s right, its a fire tornado. Straight outta your worst nightmare. Check it.

They sayers

  • If I had to die in a natural disaster I’d at least hope it’d be in something half as cool looking as that infernado.
  • its not fake lol its all over the news not only brazil i just saw it on the news in finland had to youtube that shit very cool stuff 😀
  • And FYI people there is a scientific reason for this. The warm air from the fire mixed with the cooler atmosphere. This created the tornado which managed to pull the fire into it creating it. We need to change but God won’t destroy us.
  • wtf is up with the world nothing but disasters :/ god is angry or its the end of the times
  • [web.config translator] Translating .htaccess to web.config : Can it be done?

    EVERYbody and their mother knows what an .htaccess file is. Nobody except Windows enthusiasts knows what web.config is. They do basically the same thing, the difference being the web.config file blows and isn’t as easy to work with. Follow our tutorial for beginners below:

    We want to change: http://pineappleope.com/latest-news-suck-my-balls/ to http://pineappleope.com/suck-balls/

    In .htaccess we know the redirect is the following:

    redirect 301 /latest-news-suck-my-balls/ /suck-balls/

    This SHOULD Equal the following in web.config:

    OR DOES IT? Apparently, this will only work if you have a directory named ‘latest-news-suck-my-ball’ in the root directory.

    Is there a better way? Only McChill knows… McChill, can you offer advice? Olivia Munn, can you add anything?