Manhole Monday

Pineappleope.com employees were severely effected by manhole explosions early this morning. No heat, No electric, No internet, No hot water, no lights. We here at Pineappleope.com discussed the options of half-day, day-off, or full work day sans showering (for some of us con sensitive teeth, sans brushing teeth). Obviously, executive decisions were made, we are in the office.

“…Resorted to dusting off ‘stache of late 80’s nudimags to build strength and achieve mental balance for work … It was like man VS wild, sorry I was late” -CHINEESEYES

Good news we here at pineappleope.com do not lose a full day revenue. Unfortunately, when contacted, authorities do not know exactly when or IF the situation will be resolved today. We will keep you posted.

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Nstar Operator = Banna Ads?

Pineappleope.com Just received threats from Nstar Electric Telephone Operator, electricity Will be shut off unless the August bill from our OLD Office space is paid in full. Bitch. As far as we at Pineappleope.com are concerned, thats an old bill, water under the bridge, We Don’t Work there anymore. Clear, right? Wrong, she gave Pineappleope.com Finances and Acquisitions a bunch of guff and a month to pay it off. We are going to be implementing invasive banna ads all around the site which Will consist of lots of fancy technaalagy, cutting edge, which will track your likes, dislikes, facebook activity, and who knows.

Don’t be alarmed when you see the bannas, you are still on Pineappleope.com, its the same site, just with some bannas. This entire banna ad campaign is to raise money for the august bill, so all ya don’t have to donate because, here at Pineappleope.com, we simply don’t believe in it.