Over half a billion views. You know its good. Good for what, I gots no idea.
[BREAKING] Hurricane Joaquin Approaching AMERICA
PAO Researchers have been holed up in their lab for days, tracking the menace to humanity known as HURRICANE JOAQUIN. They’ve emerged on Twitter to share their findings – and things are not good. Not good at all. The storm is “pounding the Bahamas like old timey Pirates” said one beleaguered researcher.
Marco Chillbox, head weather researcher at PAO Labs said:
“its a big storm.. like, unusually strong. We’ll need the posse formed ASAP. Like, we’re all fcked in the ear, big time”.
Using high-tech imaging software, they have come up with a models for this beast of a storm as it plans to erase North Carolina from the map:
They’ve also uncovered the EYE of this storm – and it has features unlike and storm in the history of THE EARTH. This indeed is bone-chilling news…
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[Review] Macy Gray on David Letterman, May 9th 2012
Terrible. Your new CD is a cover CD. Great Job you earned 0 points out of a possible 10.
“Macy Gray’s big bad comeback, and her rendition of Radio Head’s ‘Creep’ was the saddest moment in this new decade for me. I hope this does not set the stage for the rest of the decade” -G
Macy Gray Bogus Bonus
High End Japanese Cinema Time: Zombie Ass
TOILET OF THE DEAD.
Perhaps the most terrifying movie of all time has finally been released outside of Japan. Get ready to have the shit scared out of you.
[WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE] Looking for the Hacker who Hacked Pineappleope.com
The impossible has happened. PAO had been hacked. Over the course of the past 24 hours, you have may experienced a poor PAO experience. Your less-than-stellar PAO experience was caused by a code injection from a talented yet stupid hacker.
PAO is offering mucho rewards for information leading to the Hackers capture and lifetime imprisonment. Informing PAO of the hackers name will get you an Official XMAS 2011 Edition Pineappleope.com T-shirt.
Bonus if you bring in this The Net hacker:
Lets bring this hacker to justice.
How to Make it in Music in 1988
The skilled staff writers of PAO search and scour the ends of the Internet to help you succeed as a human being. Whether its sharing the hottest fashion trends, or epic career advice, we have it. You will be a better person for visiting here, almost guaranteed – and today’s post is a 100% bona-fide piece of video gold.
Today we have something special.. its expert advice from 1988, yes, the future everyone, on how to MAKE IT IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. Thank us later.
The hottest puppet porn the world has ever seen. Ever.
70’s porn. Puppets. We defy you to find anything hotter. EVER. Fcking puppets man.. puppets and porn. You.. cannot.. beat this.
Mustard Pimp “ZHM” (Official Music Video) from behn fannin on Vimeo.
First Shark Fishin’ Trip this Summa!!
Yeah, we don good and nailed that shark yo – but – OMG OMG OMG some otha shack game outta no whears and tore the shit outta my shak! What god OMG damn shit! THAT SHARK JUST ATE MY SHARK!
[Dance Lesson] The Double Dream Feet
Dance Students said what:
“ive never felt so gay violated in my whole life”
“Well maybe his boyfriend is amused because I surly am not.”
– Ray C
“He’s not really that bad of a dancer. Grown ass people watching dance instructions for kids is obviously not going to like it… Try putting up a clip of Barney and expect not to be creeped out.”
“@Judsparrow what are grown ass people?”
“@Judsparrow, @cstunts44 Yeah what are grown ass people?”