[Storm Watch][Damp Water] Hurricane Nicole Scherzinger Set to Flood the Eastern United States

Hurricane Nicole is the sixteenth Atlantic tropical cyclone and fourteenth named storm of the 2010 Atlantic hurricane season.

As a monsoonal low formed over northwestern Caribbean Sea, gradual development took place and it attained tropical depression status on September 28, moving toward the north-northeast. On September 29, it lived up to its forecast expectations and strengthened into a tropical storm

Due to the asymmetrical structure of Nicole, torrential rains fell along the eastern portion of the storm, affecting Jamaica. Throughout the country, more than 300,000 residences were without power. Extensive floods caused widespread damage and killed at least nine people.

Heavy rainfalls associated with Nicole Scherzinger soaked central and eastern Cuba. Said heavy rainfalls will reach the island-continent of the United States of America this weekend, with massive flooding causing massive damage. Expect Deaths, Damage, and Disease throughout the weekend.

[Danger] The Segway: Most Dangerous Device on Planet Earth? Scientists Say So

The Segway is a two-wheeled, self-balancing electric vehicle invented by Dean Kamen. It is produced by Segway Inc. of New Hampshire, USA. LIVE FREE OR DIE. The Segway is the futuristic replacement for the 3-wheeler ATV, a device humans only dreamed about in the 80’s.

Scientists say it is deadlier than deadly 3-wheeler ATVs

“Yup, it sure is” – Ashley Fletcher, Lead Scientist

[Rough Waters] Pacific Sun Cruise Gone Awry

The Pacific Sun Cruise Liner hit some large swells causing MAYHEM aboard the ship

Cold Hard Stats:

– 17 Casualties (1 Passenger, 1 child under 10years, 2 tweens, 1 teen , 12 Crew)

– 3 Passengers with 8th degree sea burns

– 2 Lost Suitcases

– 3 Limb losses

[Death] Copley Killer Ends Himself with His Medical Know-How

The Copley Killer Drama has come to an end. It has been a wild ride since 2009, with Pineappleope bringing you second to second details of the long an arduous journey…

The former medical student accused of killing a masseuse he met through Craigslist used his medical training to take the easy way out and killed himself at the Boston jail where he was awaiting trial.

Philip Markoff, 24, a former Boston University student, pleaded not guilty in the fatal shooting of Julissa Brisman, of New York City, and the armed robbery of a Las Vegas woman. Both crimes happened at Boston hotels within the span of four days in April 2009. Rhode Island prosecutors also accused him of attacking a hot stripper that week.

Law enforcement sources told Pineappleope.com that Markoff used his “medical training” to cut his life short, stabbing himself in major arteries in the leg and neck with a pen (ball-point) before putting a plastic bag over his head.

Jail officials found Markoff unresponsive in his cell Sunday morning in the Nashua Street Jail, the Suffolk County district attorney’s office said in a statement Sunday, and he was pronounced completely dead at about 10:15 a.m.

“Using a pen to commit suicide was unexpected since for the most part Markoff was notoriously an internet user.” – Jake Couture, Nashua Street Jail Guard, 3rd Shift

Copley Killer Highlights:
[Moving On] Craigslist Killer’s Former Fiancee Ends Relationship “Forever”

Copley Killer forces Craigslist to drop “erotic services” ads [asshole]

[Crime] Copley Killer also Charged with Panty Theft

[UPDATED!] Copley Killer linked to PAO correspondent

[Discoveries] PAO Discovers Undiscovered Bearded Monkey: AKA Ginger Monk

A new species of monkey that sports a bushy red beard (hence the name Ginger Monk) has been discovered in the Amazon, Pineappleope.com researchers announced this morning, but the primate is at risk of becoming extinct if everything goes as planned.

This species of titi monkey, Ginger Monk, is a cat-size creature and has grayish-brown hair. Its long tail is stippled with gray, and it has a bushy red pubic beard around its cheeks.

Unlike other monkeys closely related to it, Ginger Monk does not have a white bar on its forehead, environmental group Pineappleope International said Thursday. The finding was also published in the journal Primate Conservation.

“This discovery is extremely exciting because we had heard about this animal, but for a long, long and longer time we could not confirm if it was different from other titis – big titis or small titis or sagging titis alike,” Rick Body said in a statement.

Unlike most primates, these titi monkeys form lifelong relationships. Pineappleope researchers reported that pairs are often seen sexing on a branch with their tails entwined, genitals also entwined. They usually have one baby per year.

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