[Death] Copley Killer Ends Himself with His Medical Know-How

The Copley Killer Drama has come to an end. It has been a wild ride since 2009, with Pineappleope bringing you second to second details of the long an arduous journey…

The former medical student accused of killing a masseuse he met through Craigslist used his medical training to take the easy way out and killed himself at the Boston jail where he was awaiting trial.

Philip Markoff, 24, a former Boston University student, pleaded not guilty in the fatal shooting of Julissa Brisman, of New York City, and the armed robbery of a Las Vegas woman. Both crimes happened at Boston hotels within the span of four days in April 2009. Rhode Island prosecutors also accused him of attacking a hot stripper that week.

Law enforcement sources told Pineappleope.com that Markoff used his “medical training” to cut his life short, stabbing himself in major arteries in the leg and neck with a pen (ball-point) before putting a plastic bag over his head.

Jail officials found Markoff unresponsive in his cell Sunday morning in the Nashua Street Jail, the Suffolk County district attorney’s office said in a statement Sunday, and he was pronounced completely dead at about 10:15 a.m.

“Using a pen to commit suicide was unexpected since for the most part Markoff was notoriously an internet user.” – Jake Couture, Nashua Street Jail Guard, 3rd Shift

Copley Killer Highlights:
[Moving On] Craigslist Killer’s Former Fiancee Ends Relationship “Forever”

Copley Killer forces Craigslist to drop “erotic services” ads [asshole]

[Crime] Copley Killer also Charged with Panty Theft

[UPDATED!] Copley Killer linked to PAO correspondent

[The Best Stuff] Woman’s sexy pics show up on Web after call to Dell tech support

Tara Fitzgerald of Sacramento needed help – in the form of a meat popsicle. The nude photos she had taken for her hot new girlfriend were nowhere to be found on her porn ridden computer, so she frantically called Dell for some hot help. She was patched through to support tech Riyaz “the black boner” Shaikh, one of the top Dell tech’s in all of India, and gave him permission to search, frisk, and fondle her PC remotely. What happened next was better than a night of ChatRoulette, said Fitzgerald:

“I watched him take the pictures out of my e-mail. I watched him.. slowly and sexily.” Continue reading “[The Best Stuff] Woman’s sexy pics show up on Web after call to Dell tech support”

[High Seas] Angry Whale Attacks Helpless Yacht – AKA Whale VS Yacht

A South African yachtsman was out sailing near the country’s infamous Robben Island when a 40-ton whale breached and crash-landed on their yacht seeking revenge for killing its brother.

Red Bull sponsored Whale Stunt gone awry

“I was watching the whale flipping its tail for about half an hour,” said the yachtsman, who was enjoying a Sunday whale hunt.

On approach

“It reached about 100 to 200 meters from me, my harpoon at the ready, then it disappeared under water and reappeared about 10 to 20 meters from the boat, but I didn’t think the two of us were on a collision course,” he told Pineappleope.com.

CONTINUE READING and MORE PICS! >>>> Continue reading “[High Seas] Angry Whale Attacks Helpless Yacht – AKA Whale VS Yacht”

[Apple] iTouch 4G Unveiled

Another iPod you don’t need… the iTouch 4G

“The iTouch 4G is 4 users who want the iPhone experience sans AT&T and Calling – Bill Paxwell, Apple iPod Engineer

INTERESTING FACTOIDS:

DUEL COLORS! Black and Blackish-White!

Monochrome Screen switch – for saving battery life! (45 days stand-by on single charge)

2MP camera, for sexting*

iBook functionality, 10 free iBooks (selected by iBook inventor)

Integrated Microphone for recording nature sounds

*with wi-fi connection

The Science of Cougar Sex: Why Older Women Lust

Well.. if TIME magazine says it is so, it must be so. As a real Dr.. and an expert in many fields – specializing in the ladies. My personal studies and experiences say 18yr old girls are more into experimentation with other girls – while 40yr olds just want to BANG BANG BANG. It is the truth.

The Science of Cougar Sex: Why Older Women Lust – TIME.

A new journal article suggests that evolutionary forces also push women to be more sexual, although in some unexpected ways. University of Texas psychologist David Buss wrote the article, which appears in the July issue of Personality and Individual Differences, with the help of three grad students, Judith Easton (who is listed as lead author), Jaime Confer and Cari Goetz. Buss, Easton and their colleagues found that women in their 30s and early 40s are significantly more sexual than younger women. Women ages 27 through 45 report not only having more sexual fantasies (and more intense sexual fantasies) than women ages 18 through 26; the older women also report having more sex, period. And they are more willing than younger women to have casual sex, even one-night stands. In other words, despite the girls-gone-wild image of promiscuous college women, it is women in their middle years who are America’s most sexually industrious.

Read more: http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,2002838,00.html#ixzz0tToH8VWF

[FREE] 7-11 Offers Free Slurpees for a Day

7-Eleven Stores are celebrating their 83rd birthday and want you to enjoy the excitement by offering a FREE 7.11 oz. Slurpee when you buy a pack of smokes. Get out of the hot weather and take advantage of this fiery cool offer. This event will occur on July 11th from 8:00 a.m. to 11:00 p.m.