[Religious News] New 11th Commandment added to Previous List of 10 Commandments #11thcommandment

asian sexting grandparents Pineappleope.com Religious Advisers are reporting that Head Religious Figures in the Old World have agreed upon a new addition to the list of 10 Commandments. This remarkable moment is likely, for many, the most remarkable thing to date.

Over the past few centuries, many decent ideas have floated around for an 11th commandment, but nothing ever came to fruition. In recent years, sexting has become a major issue for both the religious and non-religious. There have been grumblings regarding the connection between sexting and the 11th commandment.

Unfortunately, when contacted, the religious heads, would not release any information on the new 11th commandment, rather waiting for the holiday of All Saints’ Day, November 1st 2009. Mark your calendars. PAO will be on hand at the commandment reveal.

Crow Meat Boosts Sexual Potency.. Does not turn you into a Zombie #zombies #crow #birds

There’s alot of new yammer about crows being eaten for dinner. “The meal of crow remained widespread in Lithuania into the 20th Century but almost died out during Soviet occupation. Now it is making a comeback,” says foodenator critic Henry Ballstein at National Geographic.
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Much debate surrounds the topic however, as crows eat dead shit off of the road, among other places. They love dead things, and technically, that makes them zombies. So – what’s the bottom line? Eastern Europe – turning into zombies? “No, not at all – the crow eating folks are in fact becoming bigger, stronger people” says Ballstein. He continues, “crow eaters really get it on, too – chicks dig it,” as apparently crow meat invigorates pheromone production in males – which draws the ladies in.

Also – crows are pretty bad ass themselves – as you can see they have allies in the hawk and eagle category. This makes them hard to hunt, and thus that much more impressive to the ladies.

More info here:
Crow Meat Comes Back — Boosts Sexual Potency?.

Of course – don’t get all cocky – SOME crows ARE zombies, and there’s only one way to stop them – Continue reading “Crow Meat Boosts Sexual Potency.. Does not turn you into a Zombie #zombies #crow #birds”

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[revisit] GROUNDHOG DAY 2009

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The world’s most famous groundhog, the one from caddyshack, saw his shadow Today, Monday morning, predicting that this current winter will last for six more weeks. Which means in layman’s terms, six more weeks of sledding.

According to German superstition, if a hibernating animal casts a shadow on Feb. 2 — the Christian holiday of Candlemas — winter will last another six weeks. If no shadow is seen, legend says, spring will come early and you will be greeted by 99 virgins. Legend has it, this has never rung true.