[BREAKING] Hurricane Joaquin Approaching AMERICA

PAO Researchers have been holed up in their lab for days, tracking the menace to humanity known as HURRICANE JOAQUIN. They’ve emerged on Twitter to share their findings – and things are not good. Not good at all. The storm is “pounding the Bahamas like old timey Pirates” said one beleaguered researcher.

Marco Chillbox, head weather researcher at PAO Labs said:

“its a big storm.. like, unusually strong. We’ll need the posse formed ASAP. Like, we’re all fcked in the ear, big time”.

Using high-tech imaging software, they have come up with a models for this beast of a storm as it plans to erase North Carolina from the map: hurricaneOMG

They’ve also uncovered the EYE of this storm – and it has features unlike and storm in the history of THE EARTH. This indeed is bone-chilling news…

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WORK OUT WEDNESDAY!!!!!

YUP, its a thing and its back! GET YOUR ASS OUT of that chair, and follow these moves! PUMP!

Today’s tip – how to work your exercise balls properly, hosted by Scarlett Jo!

 

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[Beauty Queen Gone Bad] Miss Delaware Teen USA – Melissa King – porn images and VIDEO FOUND!

Pineappleope.com investigators have uncovered the adult hardcore VIDEO and PHOTOS of THE Melissa King, the now EX-miss Delaware Teen USA. Today, Pineappleope.com brings you, Melissa King gone wild…

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[Aquatic Fun] The 2012 Water Park Babe Photo Guide

Water park is the wet version of amusement park. The dress code is typically a bathing suit. For chicks specifically, its bikini invited. Recently, Pineappleope.com was able to send a budding deep cover investigative photo journalist to the depths of several water parks spread across the United States and its territories, including Typhoon Lagoon and the famous Water Country, NH. Here is the footage she returned with:

Splashin’ in the half-tube
 

Patiently waiting in line for Geronimo
 

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[Internet Fighting] An Internet Battle to the Death – Review in Progress

The Official Battling system of the Internet has been released, to the public. The non disclosure agreement has ended. VERSEU,is what the Battle system is named. Located at http://verseu.com. They are currently hosting a number of battles, including the epic battle between Sexting vs Jump Rope. Check it out:

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Current Battles:

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Pineappleope.com went one-on-one with VERSEU this past week, in a sneak-preview for technology industry leaders. 2 Pineappleope.com employees were flown out to sunny southern California for a hands-on, behind closed doors, preview of VERSEU.

After 8 hours of straight online battling, Pineappleope.com came to the absolute conclusion, VERSEU will lead the rest of the internet into the next generation of the internet, tentatively called web3.0 (internet3, PAO prefers).

Since the VERSEU internet battle system is in its infancy (being released so recently, its so raw), we hesitate to give it a perfect score of 10 stars, but we never hesitate at PAO

10 out of a possible 10
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Keep on the lookout for an official Pineappleope.com VERSEU profile.

[How To] Thirteen Easy Ways to Have a Threesome

Banging two bitches at the same time is easier done than said when you study and follow these easy three-way tips.

1. Have Massive Parties
We’re talking – an overcrowded lawn of at least fifty people, music blared so loudly across the block that only gesticulating and smiling is necessary, beautiful bodied women indulging in booze and a mutual attitude of recklessness. Everyone should be sufficiently lubricated (liquor-wise…) as you position yourself near the young, single bunch ‘o bitches. Start talking up two bitches, alternating equal attention to both. Keep it up, making sure they are connected not only to you, but to each other – try to get them flirting with each other, bitches at parties often do. The more relaxed they become with three-sided banter, they closer they come to the three-sided bedroom.

2. Jacuzzis
Jacuzzis activate sensuality in all bitches. The next time you find yourself beside the bubbly jet with a couple of bitches at a dispersed party, seize your chance. Sit yourself between the two of them, drawing them in with conversation with subtly insinuating talk. Make it clear through flirtation that you’re attracted to both and not one in particular, otherwise the other prospect will forfeit. Splash around, throw jokes and make the jacuzzi your personal bathtub and by the time you’re brave enough to instigate, they’ll practically be expecting it.

3. Friends On Vacation
Though two straight best friends definitely provide a scenario different from two seasoned lesbians, girls on vacation can unleash the craziest desire for sexual deviance. Might we say, moreso than two seasoned lesbians. When meeting two chinese, brazilian, botswanan, mexi or malato or whatever friends perusing the liquor selection at your local bar, offer to show them a good night on the town. Sheapard them around to your favorite places, treat them like your gorgeous, little bitches and end the night with the blitzed three of you bouncing around your pad.

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[Rough Waters] Pacific Sun Cruise Gone Awry

The Pacific Sun Cruise Liner hit some large swells causing MAYHEM aboard the ship

Cold Hard Stats:


– 17 Casualties (1 Passenger, 1 child under 10years, 2 tweens, 1 teen , 12 Crew)

– 3 Passengers with 8th degree sea burns

– 2 Lost Suitcases

– 3 Limb losses

[LIVE BLOG] Sept. 1st Moving Day

Couldn’t keep up with rent, so today is moving day. I am relocating. Relocation, also known as moving is the process of vacating a fixed location and settling in a different one. Often big corporations, such as Pineappleope.com, relocate their employees for short- to long-term assignments abroad. Quite often such relocation is supported by a special relocation Pineappleope.com personnel, who help internationally assigned personnel to look for a new house, jobs for children, conduct local culture training and in general terms support in integration into new society.

Having said that, lets get the live blog started:

8:00am: woke up put a pineappleope.com shirt on

8:14am: ate rest of food and condiments in fridge

8:16am: waiting for movers to show

8:34am: still waiting for movers to show, live-blogging the move

8:39am: dialed comcast to transfer service to new pad

8:41am: some angry comcast woman on the phone, wishes me a good afternoon

8:55am: …finished hearing about the latest deals, stick with current basic cable plan

9:10am: phone call from movers, stuck in traffic ETA 9:45am

9:15am: knock on the door. its some realtor… asks if i wake and baked and when ill be out.

9:17am: realtor seems ok with the 11ish departure. asks me to leave keys on counter and leaves

9:26am: looking for koi pond on android store

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