[UPDATE] New form of Date Rape concerns Capitol Hill

Drink Coaster

Lawmakers are meeting in emergency sessions to discuss a disturbing growing national trend. A variation on Bro Rape and Organ Harvesting, young men are waking up finding themselves disoriented and without their beloved Playstation 3s. Chaim Needleblayer is one of the few victims to have come out in public and admit is has happened to him, and his visit on tomorrow’s “The Today Show” should bring this issue into national attention, but PAO has the first scoop with this interview with Chaim.

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Guys, Ladies, Grow your own Mustache, Now

This here, is an instructional video/walkthrough on how to make a mustache. Don’t pay attention to the videos ‘fake mustache’ title – this is very real.

Things you’ll need:
1. One match
2. One Upper Lip
3. Backup match

Just so you don’t miss a step, make sure you have the proper tools listed above before watching the video, its your responsibility.

Pineappleope.com Ski Report ’09


Skiing is a group of sports using skis as primary equipment. Skis are used in conjunction with boots that connect to the ski with use of a binding.

Alpine bindings attach at both the toe and the heel of the skier’s boots. Alpine skiing is the kind of skiing that employs the use of aerial acrobatics and balance, balance is necessary.

Dry Slope Skiing is the kind of skiing in which skiers ski on on artificial or dry snow, or dirt.

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