[Gaming] Look busy on your mobile device all day Friday

YO. Its Friday, and that means its GAME TIME. Today, the PAO Stamp of Approval graces a digital masterpiece known as TURBO DISMOUNT. Its available on all your favorite devices – Androids, Apple things, Steam (whatever that is) and even your browsa, so long as its not Chrome. Cause, you know, who uses Chrome?

What’s cool about this game? We’ll let our Game Expert Captain Pete explain it to you! Continue reading “[Gaming] Look busy on your mobile device all day Friday”

[Getting Healthier] PAO Turns to Aerobics to Stay Fit in 2015

Several PAO employees let themselves go during the 2014 Holiday Season. There since has been an unhealthy level of fatness in the office. Specifically, Editor Mark McChill added 40lbs to his already massive 326lbs (Pre-holiday weigh-in), landing at a disgusting 365lbs.

As a mandatory New Years Resolution for the husky PAO employees, double-daily Aerobics classes have been imposed.

With the ultimate goal of taking home the Gold, Silver and Bronze medals in the 2015 National Aerobics Championships – Team PAO has their work cut out.

Enjoy the inspirational Aerobics Video above.

Go Team.

[Circus Accidents] May 4th Rhode Island Circus Acrobat Accident

Pineappleope.com was on hand, this past weekend, at the circus – as per usual – covering the news coverage of the circus, the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey circus.

An acrobatics routine went awry when the trapeze snapped and the human chandelier crashed to the ground at terminal velocity speeds. Broken bones and severed legs were everywhere.

Here is the clip you have all been waiting to see:

“We have identified a clamp that snapped that held them to the rafters, and it failed,” Pineappleope.com field investigator Dave Dave’ins told Pineappleope.com editors a day after a support frame collapsed during the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey circus.

May the 4th be with you, acrobats

[Happy New Year] Welcome to 2014 – New Calendar Edition

Welcome to 2014. It’s 2014. You need a way to track important dates. Your android cellular phone and it’s iPhone amigo are not cutting it any longer. You have too many important dates lined up. You cannot miss a single date. You’re an important person. You need a calendar. Not any calendar. A calendar tailored to your unique self.

Pineappleope.com has hand picked a variety of personalized calendars to help you remind yourself of important dates, all while enjoying it every step of the way.

Without any further delay, here she is, The Master List of 2014 Calendars:

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Much more ahead! Continue viewing The Master List of 2014 Calendars >> Continue reading “[Happy New Year] Welcome to 2014 – New Calendar Edition”

[Seasons] Bikini Surf Season is Upon Us

Warm weather is headed our way. Both the East and West coast Pineappleope.com offices are predicting the weather will be getting warmer over the next several months.

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What this all means is, Bikini Surf Season is drawing near. Its the season when thick wet-suits and bulky dry-suits are replaced with miniature water clothing, bikinis.

What you can look forward to:

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Continue the looking into the future of Bikini Surf Season Continue reading “[Seasons] Bikini Surf Season is Upon Us”

[Olympic Games] Hot Girls of the Summer Olympics 2012

Melanie Adams – Australian pole-vaulter

A pole vaulter since she was eleven, Melanie has won two titles. She is an aspiring model and was a finalist in the 2006 Miss Teen Australia pageant.


Victoria Pendleton – British track cyclist

Victoria is a track cyclist who specialises in the sprint disciplines. Pendleton has represented Great Britain and England in international competition, winning nine world titles including a record six in the individual sprint competition.

CONTINUE TO THE REST OF THE OLYMPIC BABES >>> Continue reading “[Olympic Games] Hot Girls of the Summer Olympics 2012”

[Aquatic Fun] The 2012 Water Park Babe Photo Guide

Water park is the wet version of amusement park. The dress code is typically a bathing suit. For chicks specifically, its bikini invited. Recently, Pineappleope.com was able to send a budding deep cover investigative photo journalist to the depths of several water parks spread across the United States and its territories, including Typhoon Lagoon and the famous Water Country, NH. Here is the footage she returned with:

Splashin’ in the half-tube
 

Patiently waiting in line for Geronimo
 

Continue to the full photo gallery of water park talents: Continue reading “[Aquatic Fun] The 2012 Water Park Babe Photo Guide”

[Internet Fighting] An Internet Battle to the Death – Review in Progress

The Official Battling system of the Internet has been released, to the public. The non disclosure agreement has ended. VERSEU,is what the Battle system is named. Located at http://verseu.com. They are currently hosting a number of battles, including the epic battle between Sexting vs Jump Rope. Check it out:

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Current Battles:

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Pineappleope.com went one-on-one with VERSEU this past week, in a sneak-preview for technology industry leaders. 2 Pineappleope.com employees were flown out to sunny southern California for a hands-on, behind closed doors, preview of VERSEU.

After 8 hours of straight online battling, Pineappleope.com came to the absolute conclusion, VERSEU will lead the rest of the internet into the next generation of the internet, tentatively called web3.0 (internet3, PAO prefers).

Since the VERSEU internet battle system is in its infancy (being released so recently, its so raw), we hesitate to give it a perfect score of 10 stars, but we never hesitate at PAO

10 out of a possible 10
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Keep on the lookout for an official Pineappleope.com VERSEU profile.

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I think I love

Peanuts in your gallery!

  • “Is it wrong to picture a noodle in all that?”
  • “Slow motion definitely shows off the gentle caressing that cheerleaders slip in between moves!!!”
  • “FAIL. Too much clothes”