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In a matter of only years, Pineappleope.com launched the new redesign. A project berthed in 2010 was finally set free for the mass viewers to experience. At midnight EST 5 twenty three 2012 PAO released the redesign to the live server. The redesign as expected melted brains across the nation and its neighbors.
In Utah, they don’t put kids in little Geo Storms with extra brakes and silly signs calling them out as student drivers. This approach leads to over-cautious, under-aware boneheads on the road. No, in Utah, to get your license, you have to participate in a demolition derby until your car explodes or at least catches on fire. Any dolt can see, this form of education is far superior, as Utah drivers are now prepared for all eventualities. Furthermore, barring any permanent neck injuries, their head will be on a swivel when it comes time to make a lane change.
PAO will not be closing. The FBI has rescinded on the closing of PAO
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Independence day falls on July 4th this year, for most Americans and Jessica Simpson, it is this coming Sunday.
For only US citizens this is a Federal holiday commemorating the adoption of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776, declaring independence from the Kingdom of Great Britain. While US citizens don’t have to work on the 4th, you will still see illegal migrants manning hot dog stands and crushing lemons for fresh lemonade.
A few observations:
– July 4 is the 185th day of the year
– On July 4th there will be 180 days remaining until the end of the year.
– The Aphelion, the point in the year when the Earth is farthest from the Sun, occurs around this date.
– The terms 4th of July or Fourth of July usually refer to Independence Day in the United States
– Fireworks are nothing short of mind blowing
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PAO staffers occasionally disagree about important issues. When these situations arise, we usually just execute one of the dissenters. This sends a stern message to the rest of the staff to get along. But when the issue is trivial, we don’t advocate fatal punishments, we encourage the workers to resolve their differences using pranks and fisticuffs. One example is to lure another employee into a discussion about LDAP or Twatter or your boring fishing blog. This is a pretty extreme punishment, so in general lets try simpler, more corporal punishments. Below, you can see this strategy in action, captured on one of the many surveillance cameras we have setup throughout PAO world headquarters.
Celebrating the finest actor of our generation with 160 of his greatest movie quotes.
Lines taken from some of Arnies finest films such as:
Batman & Robin, Collateral Damage, Commando, Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, End of Days, Eraser, Jingle All the Way, Junior, Kindergarten Cop, Last Action Hero, Predator, Pumping Iron, Raw Deal, Red Heat, Red Sonja, The Running Man, The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, Total Recal, True Lies, Twins, The 6th Day and Around the World in 80 Days
– This is just awesome.
– God bless you.
– I can’t believe I just watched the whole thing
Did You know: Washington’s Birthday is President’s day?? Similar to the Matrix 2, Washington’s Birthday is a United States federal holiday celebrated on the third Monday of February. As mentioned above, it is also commonly known as Presidents Day). As Washington’s Birthday or Presidents Day, it is also the official name of a concurrent state holiday celebrated on the same day in a number of states.
Official PAO Countdown Clock to President’s Day 2010:
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