She can swim after all? Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Shots

Recently, Vanessa Minnillo was caught with nothing on, but a bikini. For you all who are just meeting Vanessa for the first time, here is a little background: She is an American television personality, television host, model, actress, former Miss Teen USA, and she is mostly known for hosting Total Request Live on MTV (AKA TRL).
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Minnillo was in a sporadic three-year relationship with New York Yankees dbag shortstop Derek Jeter from November 2003-2006. She is currently dating Nick Lachey after meeting and shooting in Lachey’s music video.

You can find more pics Vanessa Wearing close to nothing and nothing after the break
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PAO EXPOSE: Grimace

mcdonalds grimace WHAT IS GRIMACE? It’s a question that arises time and time again, usually at parties, or at a diner at 4am after a long night clubbing. Anyone with a television who grew up in the 70’s and 80’s was bombarded with McDonald’s commercials, sandwiched in between all the kids’ shows.

To the best of my memory (and that of my friends), here’s what we’ve gathered:

In the beginning, there was Ronald McDonald, Czar of McDonaldland. Like the band Kiss, as a youth, I wished he would just take off the stupid makeup! Not because I wanted to see who he was, but because of one simple fact: CLOWNS AREN’T FUNNY. It might have worked for Emmett Kelly and Bozo, but not for someone peddling burgers.

Mayor McCheese: I have a lot of respect for Mayor McCheese. It just goes to show that even with a huge birth defect – a hamburger for a head! – you can still overcome adversity, achieve greatness, and become Mayor. Obviously, Mayor Marion Barry patterned his life after Mayor McCheese.

The Policeman-Burger-Guy: There was a policeman with the same hamburger-type head, but I don’t remember his – or its – name. You don’t see much of him anymore. Last I heard, he was fudging evidence in the O.J. Simpson trial…

Hamburglar: His face changed from the 70’s to the 80s. Either McDonald’s changed his face because he was scaring small children, or the Hamburglar had intense plastic surgery so he couldn’t be recognized in a line-up. Not the brightest guy — most thieves steal money, not burgers, but to each his own…

The Fry Guys: From what I remember about them, they looked like mold spores with eyes and legs. They would drop down from the sky (with fishing line) and steal some poor schmuck’s french fries. (Watta bummer.)

Birdie: represents Chicken McNuggets. We think…? Oh, the marketing genius…

And, of course, the reason for this paost: GRIMACE!!!!

What the HELL is Grimace? According to the American Heritage Dictionary, 1996 edition, to “grimace” means, “a sharp contortion of the face, expressive of pain, contempt, or disgust.” McDonald’s own web site gives a brief insight into Grimace. They state, “Grimace is a big, loving, fuzzy purple fellow who is Ronald McDonald’s best friend. He’s sure Ronald is the world’s ultimate authority on everything. While Grimace loves all McDonald’s foods, he’s absolutely crazy about milkshakes. Grimace is very enthusiastic and eager to try new things. His joyous spirit helps everyone overlook the fact he’s a little slow and clumsy sometimes.” (Ok?)

A friend of mine remembers Grimace as an evil character, who used to steal milkshakes from everyone. Oh, good, another thief — between Hamburglar, the Fry guys, and Grimace, crime was running rampant in the ‘McHood. News flash: Maybe these characters weren’t exactly great role models for children? Or perhaps Ronald was hogging all the food from the others, forcing them into a Dickensian life of crime? Who can say…

After drinking too many milkshakes, most people probably would resemble Grimace. But where was he from? And what were his thoughts, dreams, and secrets? If he was evil, why did he change and what provoked the change? What was the catalyst for change from leading a life of crime to a benign, steroid-inflated pre-Barney lookalike?

Facebook Is The Solution To All Your Problems

carton of chinese cigarettesPineappleope.com Reporters got word from our overseas reporter that intense shit is going down on Facebook. Most names have been changed to hide identities.

Rambo,
I noticed from Facebook that you are in a relationship with someone
called Caitlin and that you are missing and loving and calling each
other. Wow. I thought you wanted to be with me. I thought I was your
Princess. Now I understand why you were not in touch with me while you
were in USA. But I don’t understand why you did not tell me the truth.
I thought you said that you did not want to hurt me. I thought it was
us who were dating, that you wanted us to be steady. I don’t
understand why you had sex with me while you are having a relationship
with someone else. And you even made me buy you a dinner and cigarets
before having sex with me. Wow. I would have not believed all this
from you. I was really looking forward to come back and to be with
you. How foolish from me. I suppose it is unnecessary to even try to
describe how sad I feel and how painful it is to realize all this.
/Aysu

Behind the scenes: All caitlin comments are deleted from wall

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Kevin Costner Comeback a Possibility?

Remember when you found out Kevin Costner had gills in the best movie to come out in the ’90s, Waterworld. MUTATION! Well this here is the same thing, over thousands of years this guy evolved….

The Bachelor Jason Mesnick gets with DeAnna Pappas and Melissa and Molly

jason and molly bachelorPineappleope.com TV reporters are covering what turned out to be one of the greatest stories of our time, The Bachelor of this season. There have been many break-ups. But until Monday night, none of the couples broke up while the show was actually airing.

Jason Mesnick, the single dad who got with and most likely got laid and whose heart was broken by DeAnna Pappas at the end of “The Bachelorette 4,” broke two hearts and a possible 3rd, not counting viewers who are dismayed by the way he chose Melissa only to dump her during the “After the Final Rose” special and pick Molly, who he’d rejected earlier.

If this sounds at all confusing to you, it is because it is. During the audience-less reunion, he told her, “We’re not right for each other.” She said, “I don’t believe you. I thought things were perfect,” but she should’ve believed him. And then she started to talk about herself in the third person, which is never a good sign…. Continue reading “The Bachelor Jason Mesnick gets with DeAnna Pappas and Melissa and Molly”