[Circus Accidents] May 4th Rhode Island Circus Acrobat Accident

Pineappleope.com was on hand, this past weekend, at the circus – as per usual – covering the news coverage of the circus, the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey circus.

An acrobatics routine went awry when the trapeze snapped and the human chandelier crashed to the ground at terminal velocity speeds. Broken bones and severed legs were everywhere.

Here is the clip you have all been waiting to see:

“We have identified a clamp that snapped that held them to the rafters, and it failed,” Pineappleope.com field investigator Dave Dave’ins told Pineappleope.com editors a day after a support frame collapsed during the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey circus.

May the 4th be with you, acrobats

[WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE] Looking for the Hacker who Hacked Pineappleope.com

The impossible has happened. PAO had been hacked. Over the course of the past 24 hours, you have may experienced a poor PAO experience. Your less-than-stellar PAO experience was caused by a code injection from a talented yet stupid hacker.

PAO is offering mucho rewards for information leading to the Hackers capture and lifetime imprisonment. Informing PAO of the hackers name will get you an Official XMAS 2011 Edition Pineappleope.com T-shirt.

Bonus if you bring in this The Net hacker:

Lets bring this hacker to justice.

[Breaking] Machete Wielder at Apple Convention Arrested


April 8 (PAO Central) — A California she-man, going by the name “Antoine” was arrested today on charges he threatened Apple chief Steve Jobs with a 16″ machete. Antoine has a previous conviction for harassment, prosecutors said at a federal court hearing today in San Francisco.

Antoine LeeAnne Galaganukis, 48, of San Francisco, was ordered by U.S. Magistrate Judge Bernie Zimmermong to remain in custody. He was charged with making obscene, harassing or threatening phone calls to Jobs all day today, Zimmermong said, citing something about the OS4.0 press conference, further adding “it was a total let down, and that Jobs dude is trying to bend us all over with this iAds BS”.

Assistant U.S. Attorney Cynthia Frey said in court that Galaganukis was convicted of making perverted phone calls in 1991 and had numerous convictions for stalking while swinging a machete. Galaganukis said in an interview that he may be suffering from bipolar disorder caused by iPhone overuse and hasn’t had access to a treatment app, authorities said.

“He is believed to be a pervert, a danger, and generally odd smelling, at least to a specific person” cited in the complaint, an usher at the event said in requesting that Galaganukis remain in custody.”

Stay tuned to PAO for more information on this developing story.

[Space Scare] Mystery Object to Buzz the Earth Wednesday

A mystery object from f’ng space is about to buzz close by Earth on Wednesday. It won’t hit, but no one knows WTF it is.

Astronomers say it may be Lohan, space junk or it could be a tiny asteroid. It’s 33 to 50 feet wide at most – and is into heavy drugs.

NASA says that on Wednesday at 7:47 a.m. EST, it will streak by, naked, missing Earth by about 80,000 miles. In the western US it may be hot enough to be seen with a good amateur porn star.

via Mystery Object to Whizz by Earth Wednesday – ABC News.

[Clubbin’] Sick Dance Moves Wednesday

Partyin Like a f’in Rock Star in Alabama

The Judges said:

didn’t know alabama had clubs

He looks like he’s doin a fighting pose from Mortal Kombat! xD

Ummmm, That’s an ORANGE shirt. Alabama didn’t win the 2008 Championship. FLORIDA did. That’s a FLORIDA fan rockin’ those white jeans, babe!

looks like chuck ladell