[How To] Thirteen Easy Ways to Have a Threesome

Banging two bitches at the same time is easier done than said when you study and follow these easy three-way tips.

1. Have Massive Parties
We’re talking – an overcrowded lawn of at least fifty people, music blared so loudly across the block that only gesticulating and smiling is necessary, beautiful bodied women indulging in booze and a mutual attitude of recklessness. Everyone should be sufficiently lubricated (liquor-wise…) as you position yourself near the young, single bunch ‘o bitches. Start talking up two bitches, alternating equal attention to both. Keep it up, making sure they are connected not only to you, but to each other – try to get them flirting with each other, bitches at parties often do. The more relaxed they become with three-sided banter, they closer they come to the three-sided bedroom.

2. Jacuzzis
Jacuzzis activate sensuality in all bitches. The next time you find yourself beside the bubbly jet with a couple of bitches at a dispersed party, seize your chance. Sit yourself between the two of them, drawing them in with conversation with subtly insinuating talk. Make it clear through flirtation that you’re attracted to both and not one in particular, otherwise the other prospect will forfeit. Splash around, throw jokes and make the jacuzzi your personal bathtub and by the time you’re brave enough to instigate, they’ll practically be expecting it.

3. Friends On Vacation
Though two straight best friends definitely provide a scenario different from two seasoned lesbians, girls on vacation can unleash the craziest desire for sexual deviance. Might we say, moreso than two seasoned lesbians. When meeting two chinese, brazilian, botswanan, mexi or malato or whatever friends perusing the liquor selection at your local bar, offer to show them a good night on the town. Sheapard them around to your favorite places, treat them like your gorgeous, little bitches and end the night with the blitzed three of you bouncing around your pad.

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[Scientific Tuesdays a Day Late] Trip on Acid with Milk

8th Grade Science class said what:

– whoah man next time i drop acid im getting some milk

– i feel like a lot of the things do doesn’t work…. like its all made up and they enjoy just fucking with everyone who tries doing these things

– holy shit its looks like a retard embryo

– It looks better if you take.
1 cup bleach
1 cup liquid plummer
1 cup alcohol
It makes this cool colored foam that floats to the ceiling

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[Movies] The 160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes of All Time

Celebrating the finest actor of our generation with 160 of his greatest movie quotes.

Lines taken from some of Arnies finest films such as:
Batman & Robin, Collateral Damage, Commando, Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, End of Days, Eraser, Jingle All the Way, Junior, Kindergarten Cop, Last Action Hero, Predator, Pumping Iron, Raw Deal, Red Heat, Red Sonja, The Running Man, The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, Total Recal, True Lies, Twins, The 6th Day and Around the World in 80 Days

– This is just awesome.

– God bless you.

– I can’t believe I just watched the whole thing

[Movie Time] PAO Studios putting final touches on super movie time for motion picture releases

yes is time to come! pineappleopes has started finish on MACGRUBER movie it is good i see it. you no see it but i do! hahahhaha

Some guy say

Only one American hero has earned the rank of Green Beret, Navy SEAL and Army Ranger. Just one operative has been awarded 16 purple hearts, 3 Congressional Medals of Honor and 7 presidential medals of bravery. And only one guy is man enough to still sport a mullet.

[Hackers] Hacking Condoms – Top 5 Condom Hacks

Here, right here, are the top 5 things you can do with an ordinary condom when your not having sex with it, including the condom lighter.

COmmenters:

– das fuked up man…really funny though..NUT SHOT for real

– deepestwound
you could do all this with balloons….and they are cheaper…

– narutowa
@deepestwound water leaks thought regular balloons