[Death] Copley Killer Ends Himself with His Medical Know-How

The Copley Killer Drama has come to an end. It has been a wild ride since 2009, with Pineappleope bringing you second to second details of the long an arduous journey…

The former medical student accused of killing a masseuse he met through Craigslist used his medical training to take the easy way out and killed himself at the Boston jail where he was awaiting trial.

Philip Markoff, 24, a former Boston University student, pleaded not guilty in the fatal shooting of Julissa Brisman, of New York City, and the armed robbery of a Las Vegas woman. Both crimes happened at Boston hotels within the span of four days in April 2009. Rhode Island prosecutors also accused him of attacking a hot stripper that week.

Law enforcement sources told Pineappleope.com that Markoff used his “medical training” to cut his life short, stabbing himself in major arteries in the leg and neck with a pen (ball-point) before putting a plastic bag over his head.

Jail officials found Markoff unresponsive in his cell Sunday morning in the Nashua Street Jail, the Suffolk County district attorney’s office said in a statement Sunday, and he was pronounced completely dead at about 10:15 a.m.

“Using a pen to commit suicide was unexpected since for the most part Markoff was notoriously an internet user.” – Jake Couture, Nashua Street Jail Guard, 3rd Shift

Copley Killer Highlights:
[Moving On] Craigslist Killer’s Former Fiancee Ends Relationship “Forever”

Copley Killer forces Craigslist to drop “erotic services” ads [asshole]

[Crime] Copley Killer also Charged with Panty Theft

[UPDATED!] Copley Killer linked to PAO correspondent

[Months] Prepare for August with this Lesson

Preparations commence for August. August is the eighth month of the year in the Gregorian Calendar and one of seven Gregorian months with a length of 31 days.

This month was originally named Sextilis in Latin, because it was the sex-filled mating month in the original ten-month Roman calendar under Romulus in 753 BC, when March was the first month of the year.

About 700 BC it became the eighth month when January and February were added to the year before March by King Numa Pompilius, who also gave it 29 days.

Julius Caesar added two days when he created the Julian calendar in 45 BC, because he enjoyed the mating month, giving it its modern length of 31 days. In 8 BC it was renamed in honor of Augustus, who did not take a day from February.

In common years no other month starts on the same day of the week as August, though in leap years February starts on the same day.

Pretend you are multi-lingual:

– In Filipino, the month is called agosto

– In Lithuanian, the month is called rugpjūtis

– In Turkish, the month is called Ağustos

– In Malay, the month is known as Ogos

– In Dhivehi, the month is called Augastu

Symbols of August:

August’s birthstone is the peridot or onyx. Its birth flower is the gladiolus or poppy (The Heroin Flower), meaning beauty, strength of character, love, marriage and family.

[Summer Activities 101] The Air Chair

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The other kind of air chairing* ….

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[Holiday] Independence Day 2010 – July 4th

Independence day falls on July 4th this year, for most Americans and Jessica Simpson, it is this coming Sunday.

For only US citizens this is a Federal holiday commemorating the adoption of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776, declaring independence from the Kingdom of Great Britain. While US citizens don’t have to work on the 4th, you will still see illegal migrants manning hot dog stands and crushing lemons for fresh lemonade.

A few observations:

– July 4 is the 185th day of the year

– On July 4th there will be 180 days remaining until the end of the year.

– The Aphelion, the point in the year when the Earth is farthest from the Sun, occurs around this date.

– The terms 4th of July or Fourth of July usually refer to Independence Day in the United States

– Fireworks are nothing short of mind blowing

Great Job Team

[Major Events][Horse Racing] Preakness Weekend

Lookin at Lucky wins the second Ultimate Horse Race of the year. Super Saver failed to meet expectations and blew a possible Triple Crown.

In honor of the Preakness, we have a music video about how womens rights have improved as the use of horses for transport has declined. It’s a cartoon and your children might enjoy it.

Comments heard around the globe during the Preakness and after watching the Video

– Super Saver Fucked me out of a million dollars now what am I supposed to live for?

– If lemonade really comes from horses I probably won’t drink it again

– Raisins?

– Awsome and fantastic