[Getting Healthier] PAO Turns to Aerobics to Stay Fit in 2015

Several PAO employees let themselves go during the 2014 Holiday Season. There since has been an unhealthy level of fatness in the office. Specifically, Editor Mark McChill added 40lbs to his already massive 326lbs (Pre-holiday weigh-in), landing at a disgusting 365lbs.

As a mandatory New Years Resolution for the husky PAO employees, double-daily Aerobics classes have been imposed.

With the ultimate goal of taking home the Gold, Silver and Bronze medals in the 2015 National Aerobics Championships – Team PAO has their work cut out.

Enjoy the inspirational Aerobics Video above.

Go Team.

[Circus Accidents] May 4th Rhode Island Circus Acrobat Accident

Pineappleope.com was on hand, this past weekend, at the circus – as per usual – covering the news coverage of the circus, the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey circus.

An acrobatics routine went awry when the trapeze snapped and the human chandelier crashed to the ground at terminal velocity speeds. Broken bones and severed legs were everywhere.

Here is the clip you have all been waiting to see:

“We have identified a clamp that snapped that held them to the rafters, and it failed,” Pineappleope.com field investigator Dave Dave’ins told Pineappleope.com editors a day after a support frame collapsed during the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey circus.

May the 4th be with you, acrobats

[Hobbies][Clothing] Vaginal Knitting

Knitting can be boring. Very. Very. Boring. Vaginas? Not as boring. Knitting + vaginas? Less boring knitting.

Here we have a pioneer in vaginal knitting

“it is a bit sucky to knit when I have my period, because the yarn is wet because of all the blood, which means that I have to take a lot more of it out of the vagina. Just a little uncomfortable.”

[Selfie] Very First iOS 7 Selfie!!!!

Pineappleope.com received iOS 7 today. The first thing we did? SELFIE photo of PAO intern!!!!!! Did it work? YES. Photo proof:

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“PAO intern takes candid selfie shot”

Comments, suggestions, selfie links? Please use the comment section

[WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE] Looking for the Hacker who Hacked Pineappleope.com

The impossible has happened. PAO had been hacked. Over the course of the past 24 hours, you have may experienced a poor PAO experience. Your less-than-stellar PAO experience was caused by a code injection from a talented yet stupid hacker.

PAO is offering mucho rewards for information leading to the Hackers capture and lifetime imprisonment. Informing PAO of the hackers name will get you an Official XMAS 2011 Edition Pineappleope.com T-shirt.

Bonus if you bring in this The Net hacker:

Lets bring this hacker to justice.