The impossible has happened. PAO had been hacked. Over the course of the past 24 hours, you have may experienced a poor PAO experience. Your less-than-stellar PAO experience was caused by a code injection from a talented yet stupid hacker.
PAO is offering mucho rewards for information leading to the Hackers capture and lifetime imprisonment. Informing PAO of the hackers name will get you an Official XMAS 2011 Edition Pineappleope.com T-shirt.
We are deep undercover getting exclusive footage of the Oilpacolypse. Check out what’s going on right now! BTW, its like, 4 degrees above freezing or some shit. Freezin. Care to Chat it up while you watch? Yeah you do – meet some ladies here!
Well, its official. We’re all gonna die. If you think eating is better than doing drugs to cure your woes, you are wrong. Food is drugs, officially – according to health.com . And not entry level, easy going drugs – food is like COKE and HEROIN, smoked and injected into your eyeballs. Its that bad. Don’t eat. Seriously. Stop… its for your own good. And don’t do drugs.
As a Doctor, I get questions about medical things very often. That’s why I like to share that information – I’m a Doctor. I know “my shit”, as urban terminology goes. Today’s question comes from young Felicia Anderstienenson from somewhere in Europe. She asked if “bald people can use a hair dryer”.
Well, little lady, I can’t say I fully understand what you are getting at. Its not like you have to be in a special club to use a hair dryer – a monkey could use one. So bald people aren’t excluded based on membership or anything like that.. but, I suppose, since they don’t have hair, they wouldn’t NEED a hair dryer. They’d need a “head dryer”. But would a head dryer differ? I think not. So.. to answer your question, you stupid asshole, YES.
PAO Received this garbage from Google Adsense following our Petition to get reinstated. For those uninformed, Adsense was fortunate enough to be PAO’s main advertiser until they screwed PAO out of roughly $10 G’s.
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