[WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE] Looking for the Hacker who Hacked Pineappleope.com

The impossible has happened. PAO had been hacked. Over the course of the past 24 hours, you have may experienced a poor PAO experience. Your less-than-stellar PAO experience was caused by a code injection from a talented yet stupid hacker.

PAO is offering mucho rewards for information leading to the Hackers capture and lifetime imprisonment. Informing PAO of the hackers name will get you an Official XMAS 2011 Edition Pineappleope.com T-shirt.

Bonus if you bring in this The Net hacker:

Lets bring this hacker to justice.

[Live Oil Cam] PAO on the spot at the oil spill – watch live!

We are deep undercover getting exclusive footage of the Oilpacolypse. Check out what’s going on right now! BTW, its like, 4 degrees above freezing or some shit. Freezin. Care to Chat it up while you watch? Yeah you do – meet some ladies here!

[Uh Oh, Spagetti-o’s] MPAA and RIAA wants to put spyware on YOUR computer

These two crack-smokin orgs have proposed some insane BS in a recent letter to the Office of Intellectual Property Enforcement. Check it:

  • The installation of spyware on computers which would seek out and automatically delete illegally obtained media
  • Censorship of the internet which would block the transfer of illegal files
  • Giving border guards the authority to search one’s tech gear for illegal files
  • The lobbying of foreign governments to follow suit
  • Having the Department of Justice and Department of Homeland Security actively and swiftly enforcing copyright laws

[Don’t Say It] ‘Kudos’

At PAO, employees are restricted from using the term ‘Kudos’ unless referring to the chocolate covered candy bar kudos.

The reason behind this? The word ‘kudos’ sucks

Don’t let yourself be caught using the term ‘kudos’, under any circumstance – or you might die

‘Kudos’ used in a sentence:

“Kudos to Pineappleope.com photographers for snapping a photo of Anne Hathaway’s boobs”

[We’re all doomed] Fatty foods may cause cocaine-like addiction and kill.

Well, its official. We’re all gonna die. If you think eating is better than doing drugs to cure your woes, you are wrong. Food is drugs, officially – according to health.com . And not entry level, easy going drugs – food is like COKE and HEROIN, smoked and injected into your eyeballs. Its that bad. Don’t eat. Seriously. Stop… its for your own good. And don’t do drugs.

Oh, yeah, read the full story: Continue reading “[We’re all doomed] Fatty foods may cause cocaine-like addiction and kill.”

[Q&A] Can a bald woman use a hair dryer effectively?

As a Doctor, I get questions about medical things very often. That’s why I like to share that information – I’m a Doctor. I know “my shit”, as urban terminology goes.  Today’s question comes from young Felicia Anderstienenson from somewhere in Europe. She asked if “bald people can use a hair dryer”.

Well, little lady, I can’t say I fully understand what you are getting at. Its not like you have to be in a special club to use a hair dryer – a monkey could use one. So bald people aren’t excluded based on membership or anything like that.. but, I suppose, since they don’t have hair, they wouldn’t NEED a hair dryer. They’d need a “head dryer”. But would a head dryer differ? I think not. So.. to answer your question, you stupid asshole, YES.

[LDAP] This Is Why The Google AdSense Service Sucks Balls

PAO Received this garbage from Google Adsense following our Petition to get reinstated. For those uninformed, Adsense was fortunate enough to be PAO’s main advertiser until they screwed PAO out of roughly $10 G’s.



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