Manhole Monday employees were severely effected by manhole explosions early this morning. No heat, No electric, No internet, No hot water, no lights. We here at discussed the options of half-day, day-off, or full work day sans showering (for some of us con sensitive teeth, sans brushing teeth). Obviously, executive decisions were made, we are in the office.

“…Resorted to dusting off ‘stache of late 80’s nudimags to build strength and achieve mental balance for work … It was like man VS wild, sorry I was late” -CHINEESEYES

Good news we here at do not lose a full day revenue. Unfortunately, when contacted, authorities do not know exactly when or IF the situation will be resolved today. We will keep you posted.

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Evacuation!!!!!!!!!!! AT PINEAPPLEOPE.COM! employees took part in a ‘planned’ evacuation at our new office bright and early this morning at 7am PST (Pacific Standard Time, USA & Canada).

Evacuations are more common than many people realize. Hundreds of times each year, world wide web and internet accidents release harmful substances, forcing thousands of people to leave their offices. Fires and floods cause evacuations even more frequently. Almost every year, people along the Gulf and Atlantic and Pacific and Indian and Panama coasts evacuate in the face of approaching mayhem.

When office evacuations become necessary, bosses provide information to the employees through the use of different media. In some circumstances, other warning methods, such as sirens or telephone calls to employees, also are used. Additionally, there may be circumstances under which you and your co-workers feel threatened or endangered and you need to leave your office, cube, or workstation to avoid these situations.

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Pumped up for Hockey

The hockey team is kicking off their season this Thurs. Night. Our team is stacked this year. Jesus and a couple old Whalers players have joined the already killer lineup…. Go Team

WOAH: New Office Space

We here at just received an approx. 40sq ft of new office space. All of our genius employees are sitting in ‘regular size’ swivel chairs by enormous windows, overlooking a highway, except for one employee who does not like sunlight. Congrats on the new move Team.

Flying Speghitte Montra

I was out looking for a new story, so my editor in Cheef did not whip upon me, but all I found was this exciting photojournalism option pictured below. BTW this smells BLOGOLISHOUS!

Day 1 Success

Today was a really big day for us all here at HQ. was launched successfully. Plans are to cover with plenty of banna ads. The team has been working super overtime on this site, so congrats team.