[The opposite of LARP] Driver’s Education Reform

In Utah, they don’t put kids in little Geo Storms with extra brakes and silly signs calling them out as student drivers. This approach leads to over-cautious, under-aware boneheads on the road. No, in Utah, to get your license, you have to participate in a demolition derby until your car explodes or at least catches on fire. Any dolt can see, this form of education is far superior, as Utah drivers are now prepared for all eventualities. Furthermore, barring any permanent neck injuries, their head will be on a swivel when it comes time to make a lane change.

[Beat Box] Japanese Beat Box Bros! Bustin Beats with their Balls!

Back and better than eva!!!

  • Al Rocker: OMG!! you both should do more beat box vid together *you guys rock!!!*
  • flippy: LOL I was watching Hikakin’s super mario beatbox and I remembered Daichi’s beatboxing vid from months ago and I wished you two would do some sort of collab. And look! You guys are 2 steps ahead of me ;D
  • jack jackhole: you guys need to open your eyes more
  • EvilBoner: The ending was fucking epic.
  • bethernator: OMG is one of those a girl? I’d SMURF IT!

  • [Apple] Vietnamese Get their Communist Hands on iPhone 4G (VIDEO!)

    AGAIN, Apple has lost its hands on the new iPhone – Clumsy Apple employees have lost the sacred iPhone 4G in a Vietnam opium den outside of Hanoi. The main actor in the video below claims he bartered $4000 worth of opium for full possession of the Apple wireless telephone.

    PAO has verified that the phone in this video is in fact the new iPhone, and it certainly looks like the real deal, from the flat, glossy front and back panels to the new, flat aluminum edges, the front-facing camera, the camera flash in back, and the new microSIM slot, similar to the one on the just-released iPad.

    When asked, the main actor in the above video said he could not confirm nor deny rumors about the iPhone running on Verizon.

    Unfortunately, it looks like the handset refuses to boot; instead, all we can see on the display is a picture of a fireball and some apparent debug text in the bottom corner of the screen. May have been caused by amateur hacking.

    One thing is for sure: The Vietnamese love the Bee Gees. How deep is your love

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    [Health] Japanese Discover Cure for Cold Symptoms

    Colds have been a bother for millennia. Not anymore, well… at least not in Japan, for now. Japanese scientists have discovered the only known way to 100% fight off cold symptoms. Available at most Wallgreens located in Japan.

    You may want to travel to Japan if you… Got a raspy cough? Can’t stop sneezing? Maybe you feel achy and fatigued.

    ….Chances are you have a cold.

    [Fight] Real Living Gladiators Duke it Out, Blood on the Sand Style

    The meat of this competition comes right after the 6 minute slap fest… Some of the best fighting the world has seen to date.

    The confused crowd said:

    – the UFC needs to sign these guys asap

    – So I guess its the first persons head to touch the sand loses?

    – I don’t understand the fucking point in this nonsense. Cut to the fucking chase

    – So can someone explain to me what this game is?

    – what da fuck ?? how do you win this battle ??

    – WTF are they supposed to be doing?

    – LOL What the heck is this

    – the women who singing in the back is fucking anoying

    – WTF am i watching