Our International PAO team in Israel reports that Burger King is giving a new ‘twist’ on the traditional Happy Meal. For Valentine’s Day, and hopefully forever, the fast food chain will offer “adult meals” for folks who are at least 18 years old. The meal will come with banging adult toys for the most extreme erotic adventures in your bed or public.
Here are the 3 possible adult meal toys you will be lucky enough to obtain (after the break…):
silly amerca donno nothing on fighting robo cinima movies.
my country has SUPER EPIC FIGHT TIME with roboots. see this movie. SEE IT you BULLMONKEYDONG!!!1
girl in film makes tingles too
My cofrienderss say:
Dude, I had a salvia trip that went EXACTLY like this.
Type in SRK COPIES SOUTH SUPERSTAR RAJNKANTH. THEN YU WIL SEE.
Lol. Are you Jokeing. That hasnt even been said it was better than Endhiran. Endhiran is better than All Telugu Movies so far. Mybae in Telugu Movie ciemea it better but Endhiran is better worldwide and it recivied 350 cores.
srk copied rajnikwnth. for some scences. it been proofed. plus this is not a silly movie. it is indian ciEmea number 1 highet Grosser movie.
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During the Countdown Pineappleope.com will be fielding questions from our readers (submitted to firstname.lastname@example.org):
To: PAO Why do chicks want to make out with me under mistletoe?
From: Ritchie, WY
Thanks for the question, Ritchie. The custom of making out under mistletoe may be related to a super hot Scandinavian goddess (possibly pictured above). Frigga, the goddess of love in Norse mythology, is strongly and sexually associated with mistletoe, which has been used as a decoration in homes for thousands of years. Mistletoe is associated with many pagan rituals. In fact, the Christian church disliked the plant so much, thanks to its pagan associations, that it forbade its use in any form, even the smoke form. Some English churches continued this ban as late as the 20th century. According to Charles Panati’s excellent book, Extraordinary Origins of Ordinary Things, holly became a Christian substitute for mistletoe, which is why we “deck the halls” with it. The sharply pointed leaves in holly were supposed to symbolize the thorns in Christ’s crown and the red berries were to symbolize his blood. And so, all of that is why we suck face under it. Its also been known to enhance holiday cheer. -P.Segal, PAO Employee