Our International PAO team in Israel reports that Burger King is giving a new ‘twist’ on the traditional Happy Meal. For Valentine’s Day, and hopefully forever, the fast food chain will offer “adult meals” for folks who are at least 18 years old. The meal will come with banging adult toys for the most extreme erotic adventures in your bed or public.
Here are the 3 possible adult meal toys you will be lucky enough to obtain (after the break…):
Pineappleope.com is suiting up for the 2nd biggest weekend of the year, Kentucky Derby Weekend. For the uneducated, the Kentucky Derby is a horse race, quite famous in PAO offices around the country.
As a special Treat from Pineappleope.com to you, here is a secret recipe to construct the Official PAO Traditional Kentucky Derby Drink, the Mint Julip Elixir
4 c. water
2 c. sugar
4 c. loosely packed fresh mint leaves, chopped
4 c. bourbon
Fresh mint leaves
Combine water and sugar in a medium saucepan; bring to a boil. Reduce heat to medium and cook for 10 minutes. Reduce heat to low, add chopped mint leaves and simmer 30 minutes. Let syrup stand at room temperature overnight. Strain. Fill julep cups with crushed ice. Combine bourbon and mint syrup; pour over ice. Garnish with mint.
Crazy day in PAOville once again. Despite our high profile aquisitions and unstoppable hiring spree, we always find time to enjoy the high life. Today’s PAO event was a doozy, sending several PAO executives straight home afterwards.
Hot, nasty street tacos and cold beverages were downed – but spirits were nothing but upped as PAO looks to wrap up its 3rd solid year of internet dominance. Discussions about street tacos came up over and over – and there was a big accord on the fact that the best street tacos are found deep in the heart of Mexico, where street workers are very generous with the hot, cheesy taco meat.
All in all, the State of the PAOnion is of course summed up by one word – FANTASTICAL. FCUK YEAH, keep it REAL PAO!
PAO sometimes commissions professional food critics on our sister site, FOODENATOR.COM. Not only does this increase our overall knowledge of all things food, but it also saves my hands from typing too much BS. Sometimes you just gotta let the minions do the work, ya know?
Well, a year ago, we did that – and they reviewed the SHIT out of some Clif Bar Mojo action. Go see for yourself:
7-Eleven Stores are celebrating their 83rd birthday and want you to enjoy the excitement by offering a FREE 7.11 oz. Slurpee when you buy a pack of smokes. Get out of the hot weather and take advantage of this fiery cool offer. This event will occur on July 11th from 8:00 a.m. to 11:00 p.m.