[Coming Soon] The iJack

iPhone users celebrate. Introducing the Pineappleope.com Developed iJack. Details are vague, but it will be sporting Bluetooth 199.323 90mb/px/per/in capabilities, BUILT IN. No more messy antennas. It also will come in fancy red and white. The iJack Executive Edition (iJEE) comes in chrome.

In case you were unaware: The iJack allows you to use normal Fcking headphones on your version one iPhone


The perfect gift for that iphone owner who has just about everything… except…except

Yes, The Pineappleope.com Developed iCase. Made from pure tree originated paper. Never seen before styling, crafting, and manufacturing, this iPhone case will bring happiness to that ultra special iphone owner in your life, that has just about everything.

The iCase will cradle your iPhone, and nurse it, all, day, long. The iCase is scratch resistant, scratch proof, and may remove existing scratches from your iPhone, your Boat, your car, your skin. The iCase fits in your pocket, your luggage, your breadbox, your car, your boat, your bag, your office. iCase has won one innovation award for innovation. Your iPhone is apple guarunteed to break without the iCase.

Do you have a iphone owner mother, who has just about everything? This makes the perfect mothersday gift! Do you have an iphone owner friend, who has just about everything? This makes the perfect gift for ANY holiday!

ALSO included WITH the iCase… The iClip! AND! The iFlap! All at NO EXTRA CHARGE

You’ll be saying WOW everytime you use this iCase!

How to Defend yourself from PUMPKIN INVASION

Here at PAO, we deal with all kinds of issues. For instance, we had to move our office space recently. Since we are always concerned with YOU, our beloved, valued, and awesomeo readers, we like to do our part to give back. 

Today, after 4.25 years of work, we have one of our most prized projects ready to demonstrate. 

Many years ago, a reader livebloggtwittered to us saying they were under attack by pumpkins. It was a heart wrenching story, and here at PAO, we knew it had to be addressed. Pumpkins are assholes and need to be kept in their place.  That’s why we developed the GUNSAW 2000! Even the army loves it. We have a seriously gorey video in action, as well – beware pumpkins – video follows! Continue reading “How to Defend yourself from PUMPKIN INVASION”