Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women

fellatio saving the life of this womanWomen who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

“I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act,” said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. “I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women.”

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

“Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine,” said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. “Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances.”

The study is reported in Friday’s Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or “play down” these findings.

“This will hopefully change women’s practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases,” Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

“There’s definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages,” he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

“The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio,” Shafteer said. “It’s a cause, not THE cause.”

Vanessa Hudgens – naked time is the best time, isn’t it?

Recently, media moguls tipped off the world to new Vanessa Hudgens nude pictures. As the world becomes more mentally retarded daily, this clearly became a huge story. However.. the pics have been very hard to come by, unless you are this 11yr old asian kid.

[singlepic id=34 w=120 float=right]Today, PAO staffers earned a gold star, becoming one of the elite – at the level of this 11yr old kid – to have the new, improved VH photos. Of course they are so steamy that you can’t see them here – you have to go to page two for all that ass. Actually, there’s no ass, unless her ass is in her crotch. Yeah, you know what we mean.
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[virus news] TechCrunch warns – “Be Careful If You Bing Jessica Biel”.

PLEASE NOTE: the issue is only if you BING her. Not BANG her. She is clean, in that respect. We know.. from experience.


Check out this article about the most dangerous celebrities to search for on the web. The opening line: “Be cautious if you plan to Bing Jessica Biel or Google Brad Pitt. A new report says you might get a virus.” Um, “Bing Jessica Biel”? Aside from it sounding oddly sexual (insert badda-bing joke here), it’s a little odd to see that on before it has really entered the tech lexicon. Sure, Microsoft wants everyone to use it as a verb to be like Google, but there’s obviously a big difference between a company wanting something to happen for branding, and it actually happening.

Be Careful If You Bing Jessica Biel. Wait, What? .

KFC Has A Bacon Sandwich That Uses Fried Chicken As “Bread”

PAO Food analysts just busted open a heartening story about KFC, chicken, and bacon. To help the country cut back on carbs, KFC has introduced, in select test (read: fat) markets – a new sandwich without bread! And to make Mr Atkins roll over happily in his grave, fried chicken is the buns, bacon the meat. Cheese is still cheese, but who knows what the gravy is.

Meet the KFC “double down.” Although no mention of it is made on and we have never seen an ad for it ourselves, we are being lead to believe that it is real by They have crappy cell phone camera footage of a commercial (from Omaha, apparently) for the mysterious beast, as well as photographic evidence of it in the wild.

[Wireless] iPhone 4 to Come in 8 Colors

The iPhone 4 will come in 8 different colors, including green. Apple is looking to increase its wireless market share by introducing a new version of the iPhone that will satisfy users who enjoy vibrant colors.

Now that the new colors have been confirmed by Apple, consider this no longer a rumor.


cant quite tell which color iPhone she'll get
cant quite tell which color iPhone she'll get

she might keep her original iPhone
she might keep her original iPhone

[Stunts gone Awry] Teen Sets Himself Ablaze while Imitating Video on YouTube

A United States citizen of the teenage age was hospitalized on Wednesday after suffering serious burns while imitating a video posted on YouTube.


Future stuntman, Russell Gortzig, 13, said his friend siphoned gasoline from a riding lawnmower and poured it on Gortzig. The teen said he held the lighter away from him, but the fumes caught his tight shorts on fire.

“Skin is missing all the way down to his ankle on the front and the back. He has no skin on his neck. There is no Skin on his hands. He’s so disfigured, its difficult to look.” mother Linda McCrea said.

52260[1]McCrea said the boys were trying (but ultimately failed) to copy a stunt they saw on the video sharing and watching Web site, YouTube, where a man in a banana suit lights himself on fire. She has warned other parents to closely monitor the online activities, buddy lists, and email of their children and wants YouTube to close up shop. She believes YouTube is to blame for her son’ pain and destroyed life.

When contacted by PAO, a representative for YouTube said the Web site takes in 20 hours of video every minute and said it’s impossible to screen postings in advance, ever, so live with it.

Gortzig is currently looking for skin donors at Arnold Palmer Children’s Hospital.

[Anxiety] How to Overcome Thong Bikini Anxiety, the Easy Way

rear sexy thong bikiniRid yourself of all the anxieties of wearing a thong bikini, move into the attitudes of calm and peace, the easy way. This is the only ‘easy way’ treatment which does not involve Opiates.

These are THE 3 STEPS

1. Think positively and be persistent:
“I will find a way to enter a girl’s only hostel ‘if i want to’”. We should always keep the mode of positivism alive in us and trust our instincts for improvement. We grow up fixing our problems whether they are algorithms, science, accounts or competing with friends at high school. You can wear that thong, and you should.

2. Do some light exercises and activity:
Deep breathing exercises like breathing in from one nostril and exhaling from the other would definitely relax you. Light sport like cooking or combing would indeed be refreshing and rejuvenating. You’ll be ready to take on the beach.

3. Heavy Sedation
Check several chill pills available at medical stores which may help you to relax temporarily. Ex: ‘bach rescue remedy’ or ‘quiet time.’

“Go get ’em”– PAO Public Relations

[iPhone][Apps] Find Weed on Your iPhone, today


Jonesin’ for some weed? PAO is… Cannabis.

Cannabis,” the all new $1.99 application for the iPhone which lets you find REAL marijuana across the USA.

For those foreign iPhone users, it has guides just for you to the friendliest hash bars around!

The app is the creation of AJNAG, or Activists Justifying the Natural Agriculture of Ganja, a Los Angeles-based online group created in 2006 to “connect, educate and empower individuals on the cultural, economic, and medicinal benefits of legalization, production, regulation, distribution, and taxation of Cannabis sativa,” according to the group’s Web site.

AJNAG says it’ll donate 50 cents for every purchase of the “Cannabis” app to an as-yet nonexistent “cannabis non-profit reform fund, which will be set up once the application reaches 1000 subscriptions.”

To date, this is one of the most practical and useful applications on the iPhone. This is one MUST HAVE app from Apple’s store you “won’t want to live without“.

(PAO is in the midst of reviewing the app, check back at a later date for full review)

Sperm Travels Faster Toward Attractive Females

Its not shocking, but it is amazing that its SCIENCE.

babe[1]A new study has shown that even sperm can be superficial. Researchers found that males of many animal species, including humans, can adjust the speed and effectiveness of their sperm by regulating the amount of seminal fluid they produce during copulation. The determining factor on that amount of fluid seems to be whether the male finds the female attractive.

Slashdot Science Story | Sperm Travels Faster Toward Attractive Females.