PAO analysts have determined a shocking and disturbing breaking news event!! Samsung is currently showing a live stream of their Galaxy S5 SuperPhone.. but its nothing but a symphony playing the theme song to 3’s Company. Its a strange choice, but no one can stop listening.

What’s so wrong with that, you ask? IT HAS SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES. That is why they wont’ stop playing it!!! THERE is no announcement! They are drilling it into your brain right NOW! BEWARE!!!

GO see for yourself, after the breaaaak! 


And here’s our own live blog on it! Follow along with our commentary!!!!

Oh no – wait.. our live blog reporter seems to have dozed off!!! WAKE UP!!! Damn you SAMSUNG.. DAMN YOU!!!

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