BaconLube has arrived. You no longer need touch yourself with real bacon. [bacon][sex]

“This is the grossest, most amazing product ever. I’m glad that it has now been tested by a panel of our peers and determined to “definitely be able to make someone’s genitals taste like bacon.””

Please note, the giant-sized video is because this is giant news.

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