Q: “Should tasty broads wear bras?”
A: PAO does not take a strong side in the BRA vs NO BRA battle that goes on daily in this crazy world. However, WE DO have preferences. Find out what they are…
Rarely does a day go by where a lady does not ask me: ” what state has the longest dongs and biggest balognas in the country???” The PAO Intern staff is always asking this, especially.
It used to be annoying – because I DID NOT KNOW the answer until NOW.
Finally I sent the interns on a quest – an informative research trip! After 232 days of very careful research by the PAO Interns – measuring twice on every occasion, a gigantic sampling of meat has been measured!!! This is LEGIT STUFF. Be prepared to have your MIND BLOWN.
Here it is: the official DONG measurement rankings!! Continue reading “[EXCLUSIVE] State-By-State Ranking of Schlong Size!”
TOILET OF THE DEAD.
Perhaps the most terrifying movie of all time has finally been released outside of Japan. Get ready to have the shit scared out of you.
The skilled staff writers of PAO search and scour the ends of the Internet to help you succeed as a human being. Whether its sharing the hottest fashion trends, or epic career advice, we have it. You will be a better person for visiting here, almost guaranteed – and today’s post is a 100% bona-fide piece of video gold.
Today we have something special.. its expert advice from 1988, yes, the future everyone, on how to MAKE IT IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. Thank us later.
Xmas jam time!!! walk walk!!
yo he walkin wit his tits mommy!!
“I’M A BIG OL’ BEAR!”
“I wanted to be a pastry chef!”
“grow some balls man.”