[Zoolander] Real Life Zoolander Caught on Film
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[Dog] Presidential Portuguese Water Dog found to have Rabies
Bo, the Obama’s new dog was found to be a carrier of rabies, a viral neuroinvasive disease that causes acute encephalitis (inflammation of the brain) in warm-blooded animals. Since rabies is infectious to mammals, such as humans, the water dog has been removed from the White House premises.
The future of Bo is unknown. On Tuesday morning White House correspondents mentioned a new search for a dog was in order. The presidential Portuguese water dog has not had a long stay at White House since it moved in earlier this week.
Most dogs with rabies are ultimately put down, which is 98% likely for Bo, the presidential dog. While this is a sad event for many, the Obama children are extremely excited to get their second dog within a week time period, exciting for any youngster.
It looks as though the Obama’s will indeed be looking for a different breed, with all signs pointing to bull terrier, Barak Obama was always a Spuds MacKenzie fan. Messages left for the former first dog, bo, were not immediately returned.
[Facebook] Hooking up with Chicks on Facebook
Continuing our facebook romancing coverage. This email was sent to our overseas correspondent, Rambo, from a facebook chick he’s been talking to for a mere 7 days. Keep in mind, they’ve been chatting online for 7days… never met in person. Email for Facebook tips: tips@pineappleope.com
good morning handsome.
I hope your sleep was restful. Its a new day!
You know that I deactivated my Facebook only after a few months because i just couldn’t take it.. it wasn’t really my cup of tea, anyone whos close to me knows that i was completely ANTI-facebook… hated it, and thought is was stupid and pointless. my take was, If i really cared about some of these people i would have found them… or they would already be in my life.
well, turns out, reactivating turned out to be a VERY good decision. it lead me to you…
NOW .. i would like to kiss (on the mouth) every single person/creator responsible for this freakin site!
Still something tells me though, just from our conversations that ultimately we would have probably at some point HAVE to knock into each other.. from johnson, to pell mell, st. mary’s..ihs, and then now… living almost parallel to each other in a way Continue reading “[Facebook] Hooking up with Chicks on Facebook”
Sexting lands teen on Death Row
When Vanessa Hudgens’ naked photos hit the Internet, the “High School Musical” star quickly apologized. But not before sending out several more titillating hardcore nude and seminude pictures of herself. This phenomenon is known as sexting, a fast-growing trend among teens.
Sexting (a verb): the act of text or picture messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit
Sexting used In a sentence: “He keeps sexting me saying how much he wants to tap my ass,” Cindy said massaging her breasts unconsciously.
The National Pineappleope.com Campaign Teen Team, a private nonprofit group with no direct mission, and CosmoGirl.com, surveyed nearly 1,300 teens about sex and technology. The result: 4 in 5 teens say they’ve sexted. Staggering.
Phillip Alpert found out the hard way. He had just turned 18 when he sent a naked photo of his 16-year-old girlfriend, a photo she had taken and sent him, to dozens upon dozens of her friends and family after an argument. The high school sweethearts had been dating off and on for almost 2½ years. “It was a great thing I did because I was upset and tired and it was the middle of the night and I felt a little relief” says Alpert.
Orlando, Florida, police didn’t see it that way. Alpert was …. Continue reading “Sexting lands teen on Death Row”
[Rumor] Michelle Obama to pose for Playboy
Confirmed by a magazine subscription receptionist when asked about the upcoming 2009 issues of the popular magazing, Playboy. As it turns out, Michelle Obama will have a centerfold spread in the upcoming June ’09 issue.
Unable to confirm the story with the men’s magazine after repeated attempts, Pineappleope.com decided to run with the hot story, hottest yet.
Really?
Pineappleope.com’s First Wednesday In Feb. ’09
