[Naughtiest Meal] Burger King Offers Sex Toys with Whopper or Fish Fillet

Our International PAO team in Israel reports that Burger King is giving a new ‘twist’ on the traditional Happy Meal. For Valentine’s Day, and hopefully forever, the fast food chain will offer “adult meals” for folks who are at least 18 years old. The meal will come with banging adult toys for the most extreme erotic adventures in your bed or public.

Here are the 3 possible adult meal toys you will be lucky enough to obtain (after the break…):

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[Getting Healthier] PAO Turns to Aerobics to Stay Fit in 2015

Several PAO employees let themselves go during the 2014 Holiday Season. There since has been an unhealthy level of fatness in the office. Specifically, Editor Mark McChill added 40lbs to his already massive 326lbs (Pre-holiday weigh-in), landing at a disgusting 365lbs.

As a mandatory New Years Resolution for the husky PAO employees, double-daily Aerobics classes have been imposed.

With the ultimate goal of taking home the Gold, Silver and Bronze medals in the 2015 National Aerobics Championships – Team PAO has their work cut out.

Enjoy the inspirational Aerobics Video above.

Go Team.

[Circus Accidents] May 4th Rhode Island Circus Acrobat Accident

Pineappleope.com was on hand, this past weekend, at the circus – as per usual – covering the news coverage of the circus, the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey circus.

An acrobatics routine went awry when the trapeze snapped and the human chandelier crashed to the ground at terminal velocity speeds. Broken bones and severed legs were everywhere.

Here is the clip you have all been waiting to see:

“We have identified a clamp that snapped that held them to the rafters, and it failed,” Pineappleope.com field investigator Dave Dave’ins told Pineappleope.com editors a day after a support frame collapsed during the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey circus.

May the 4th be with you, acrobats

[Happy New Year] Welcome to 2014 – New Calendar Edition

Welcome to 2014. It’s 2014. You need a way to track important dates. Your android cellular phone and it’s iPhone amigo are not cutting it any longer. You have too many important dates lined up. You cannot miss a single date. You’re an important person. You need a calendar. Not any calendar. A calendar tailored to your unique self.

Pineappleope.com has hand picked a variety of personalized calendars to help you remind yourself of important dates, all while enjoying it every step of the way.

Without any further delay, here she is, The Master List of 2014 Calendars:

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[Hobbies][Clothing] Vaginal Knitting

Knitting can be boring. Very. Very. Boring. Vaginas? Not as boring. Knitting + vaginas? Less boring knitting.

Here we have a pioneer in vaginal knitting

“it is a bit sucky to knit when I have my period, because the yarn is wet because of all the blood, which means that I have to take a lot more of it out of the vagina. Just a little uncomfortable.”

[Selfie] Very First iOS 7 Selfie!!!!

Pineappleope.com received iOS 7 today. The first thing we did? SELFIE photo of PAO intern!!!!!! Did it work? YES. Photo proof:

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“PAO intern takes candid selfie shot”

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