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What we KNOW
- its called the iTablet - its coming to Verizon and ATT - it will use the AppLibrary – not the AppStore - it will read ebooks - it will have full screen apps - it is has fully integrated wireless N and asynchronous GPS - it will replace your iphone and your ipod - it will blow your fcking mind - it will require you to have a European Carry-All (cool!) - it will have an OLED screen - you will get laid if you have one |
What we don’t know
- will it cure herpes? - will it work on TMobile - will it have a front facing camera? - how is its Sexting abilities? - can it stream porn? - can it play DIVX porn? - will it have multi touch porn apps? - how many fart apps will run on it at the same time? - can my mom use it? - can your mom use it? |
And the big question.. WTF does it look like?? Here are the best renderings we’ve got:
