What we KNOW
- its called the iTablet
- its coming to Verizon and ATT
- it will use the AppLibrary – not the AppStore
- it will read ebooks
- it will have full screen apps
- it is has fully integrated wireless N and asynchronous GPS
- it will replace your iphone and your ipod
- it will blow your fcking mind
- it will require you to have a European Carry-All (cool!)
- it will have an OLED screen
- you will get laid if you have one
What we don’t know
- will it cure herpes?
- will it work on TMobile
- will it have a front facing camera?
- how is its Sexting abilities?
- can it stream porn?
- can it play DIVX porn?
- will it have multi touch porn apps?
- how many fart apps will run on it at the same time?
- can my mom use it?
- can your mom use it?
And the big question.. WTF does it look like?? Here are the best renderings we’ve got:
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Confirmed by a magazine subscription receptionist when asked about the upcoming 2009 issues of the popular magazing, Playboy. As it turns out, Michelle Obama will have a centerfold spread in the upcoming June ’09 issue.
Unable to confirm the story with the men’s magazine after repeated attempts, Pineappleope.com decided to run with the hot story, hottest yet.
Pineappleope.com reporters have suspected foul-play from the start when the same reporters caught word that Nadya Suleman had 8 kids at once. Since its scientifically impossible to have 8 kids at once, it is safe to say these kids are not all Nadya’s.
This original story “A part of her reasoning for attempting a sixth successful pregnancy was so that the frozen embryos wouldn’t be destroyed. Six embryos were transferred and two embryos split into twins, resulting in eight babies.” proves to be false. What actually happened was…. Read the rest of this entry »