1. Carrie Prejean

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2. Vanessa Hudgens

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1. Carrie Prejean

OR
2. Vanessa Hudgens

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PAO will not be closing. The FBI has rescinded on the closing of PAO

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Year 1500 was a leap year starting on Wednesday of the Julian calendar. Pineappleope.com’s 1500th article was published on a Tuesday.

The Take Away:
- Heavy Heavy Traffic
- Celebrity Readers
- A-List Celebrity Guest Writers
- Average time on site: longer than expected
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Zeitgeist is “the spirit of the times” and/or “the spirit of the age.” Zeitgeist is the general cultural, intellectual, ethical, spiritual, and/or political climate within a nation or even specific groups, along with the general ambience, morals, and sociocultural direction or mood of an era (similar to the English words vagina or penis).
The list below is the PAO Zietgeist for 2009 – the top list of things YOU searched for, to get HERE. Its an astounding, delicious, scrupulous list, indeed. Check it out!! Read the rest of this entry »
What more could be said? We’ve finally figured out a way to call Jesus on the telephone. The Iphone got us most of the way there – but the real trick was using pieces of several iphones and their apps!

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The PAO network is now one with the Twitter network. In a mutual admiration society, we are all one and one. Some thought this day would not come, and PAO staffers are happy to spit on those folks and prove, once again, that we are an unstoppable internet powerhouse.
Dudes, Chicks, Anna, HotBeth4u, ATC – we need want you guys to follow us on Twitter. We don’t have to explain why – clearly, Twitter is the fcking BOMB and you are needed. We’re all about getting in touch with our users, and what better way than through microblogging?