Posts tagged "omg"

[Driving] Deadly Car Accident Video To Drop Acid To

The Accident and Soundtrack will surely cause brain melting.

- I must’ve watched this 10 times, for the music

- I don’t really think the jolly music is appropriate in this case.

- i think watched this movie i think 20 times,but it still give me the creeps when i watch it

- a crash music video???

- Damn this video is serious.

- guard rail fail

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[OMG] [Aliens] Tongue-Eating Alien Parasite Discovered in the Atlantic Ocean

tongue-eating-creaturePAO scientists today have unveiled the latest, possibly most horrifying discovery in an ongoing spell of UFO and alien sightings. While there is still no answer as to WHY there have been so many close encounters of late – we can finally dispell one myth, that being the 9-9-9 end of the world theory. Thankfully, 9-10-9 has arrived and we are still here.. for now.

tongue-eating-parasiteThe newly discovered martian parasite attacks fish – for now –  burrowing into the fish’s mouth, and then devours its &*(^@#@ing tongue!!! After eating the tongue – yes, EATING THE TONGUE – the little fcker proceeds to setup shop inside the fish’s mouth and live there. Talk about a housing crisis.. Sickeningly, the fish doesn’t seem to give a damn – nor does it seem to have trouble surviving with its new, nasty, evil tongue.

When asked his opinion, the alien to the right said “I do what I do, because I have to do it. The fish was running its mouth too much. The other fish wanted it to STFU  - but it just would not. Kept talking about podcasts and Apple and other BS – seriously non-stop. I’m just doing my job here, don’t shoot the messenger and all that.”

PAO scientists have likened this alien beast to the rare theisopod, a kind of louse. Discoveries of live specimens is rare – both for isopods and aliens – so the link between the two is very curious. Is one, the other, or is the other, the one? Read the rest of this entry »

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Exclusive UFO Video – Chinese Scientists record 40 minutes of pure, uninhibited UFO time!

Habla en chino, no se le entiende una bosta! wua wei wiwi agauaguaa… dejate de joder

Na sjeai csio klai njlja zxcxzxcz askjd eojo joooo

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Spaceship-Shaped “Cloud” Hovering Earth – [ITS CLEARLY A GODDAMN UFO]

A giant, anvil-shaped cloud bubbles up towards the Earth’s stratosphere, looming over West Africa. The amazing formation would be invisible to anyone on the ground and would even be obscure from a regular passenger jet since they can reach up to 75,000ft. But astronauts captured the astonishing picture from hundreds of miles up as they orbited the globe on the International Space Station. Anvil clouds are formed mostly from ice and normally form in the upper parts of thunderstorms. They get their shape from the fact that rising warm air in thunderstorms expands and spreads out as the air bumps up against the bottom of the stratosphere. Streaks of snow are often seen falling out of the edges of anvils. This light snow usually evaporates as it falls through the relatively dry air surrounding the upper part of the thunderstorm.” w/ photos

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[Its not over yet] Something different happening with new flu. #h1n1 #swineflu #flu

googly eyesWASHINGTON (Reuters) – The new strain of H1N1 flu is causing “something different” to happen in the United States this year — perhaps an extended year-round flu season that disproportionately hits young people, health officials said on Thursday.

via Something different happening with new flu: CDC | Reuters .

 
 

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[OMG] Nestle recalls Toll House cokie dough after E. coli warning – Swine Flu at hand??? #h1n1

BREAKING - H1N1 made the jump to bacterial form??? Read!

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SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) – Nestle’s U.S. baking division said on Friday that it was voluntarily recalling its Toll House refrigerated cookie dough products after the U.S. Food and Drug Administration warned of the risk of contamination with E. coli bacteria.

Nestle said the FDA and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention were investigating reports of illnesses caused by E. coli O157:H7 in consumers who also reported having eaten raw cookie dough. E. coli can cause abdominal cramping, vomiting and diarrhea, the FDA said.

Nestle recalls Toll House cookie dough after E. coli warning | Reuters .

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[oh man] Exploding Surveillance Snake Robot Is Unsettling at Best #bombs #robots

Snake + Camera + Robots + Exploding = WHOA!!

Gizmodo – Exploding Surveillance Snake Robot Is Unsettling at Best – Snake robot.

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Robots can play soccer – are they better than you?

Lots of sports news here today, folks. The latest – ROBOTS PLAY SOCCER! Maybe its me but I have no desire to go up against ROBOTS. I mean – these things are FIERCE. Look how fast they are!! The footwork is still not up to par, but man, you know you couldn’t slide tackle one of these if the coach told you do. They’d clearly crush your skull.. now prepare for the most amazing 9:32 of your life to date.

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[OMG] DOUBLE Widget Friday!

I like to dress her up in different outfits and then do it all over again

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