ever wander what a HOPA was? or a HPOA? This chick tries to show you – she quit her job for being labeled a HPOA. See if you can figure it out! more photoz at thechive!
[Facts] Did you know? The definition of HPOA..
[Fights] Hawaiian Gamerz Brawl the Bullies, Brah.. plus, Alana Blanchard!
Amazingly no one got stabbed or tasered. Quite a fight though.. a lesson learned for criminals. Pokemon is serious shit, do don’t interrupt to steal milk money.
PAO’s Islander correspondent “Poncho” Mike Honcho has sent us a few photos of the scene. Seems like he got distracted however..
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[Friday Females] Megan Fox in her new Armani underwear!
Nothing much to report here. Its hot and steamy, and time to slam some cold ones.
Here’s some motivation – soon, that smelly footed weird chick across the bar will start looking like these photos. If not, keep drinkin, pal.
[Date Rape] Shocking new trends in pill use among teens
In an awful turn of events for young people, local experts have just learned some shocking news at the local high schools. Young women, accidentally reading odd emails in their inboxes, are not able to obtain massive amounts of drugs for cheap. The drugs appear to be coming from Canada – and that’s not even the crazy part. What’s truly shocking about this case is that the girls aren’t using these pills for their own devices.
In fact, researches explain that most of the imports are forms of “rufies” and “male enhancement” pills. What are the dangers of girls having their hands on “date rape” drugs? Well.. lets recall that
Flunitrazepam is known to induce anterograde amnesia in sufficient doses; individuals are unable to remember certain events that they experienced while under the influence of the drug. This effect is particularly dangerous when flunitrazepam is used to aid in the commission of sexual assault; victims may not be able to clearly recall the assault, the assailant, or the events surrounding the assault.
Ok, braniacs, yeah you think “so they are knocking guys out.. SO WHAT??” Well – that’s apparently where the “little blue pill” comes into play. In an outright shocking turn of events, the little chemical cocktail that these girls are putting together turns off your brain, but fires up your weenie (aka willie, aka boner, aka schlong, aka one eyed monster, aka purple headed warrier).
Just what happens is still a mystery. It does leave victims in the most vulnerable position possible though. No one’s going to call for help – they are out COLD. But who knows how long their stiffies will last – possibly to medical emergency lengths!? It is a dangerous fact, that girls are out there, trying to take advantage of you. It happened to this guy, “Mr. Cookies” as he called himself. 
“I thought these girls were like, cool, ya know. Met them online – you know what game I play – and we got together for a LAN party. I thought it was going to be fun, just games and shit. Well I woke up in my basement 39 hours later, and umm, I.. I can’t tell you the rest. It was horrifying.“
Civic authorities are slow moving in this cause, unfortunately. Feeling that there’s “no harm to be done” and that guys are “getting a taste of their own medicine”. It is scary and shocking to think that these early warning signs are being ignored. Warnings of what, you ask? It is clear… the shocking conclusion follows:
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[Social Networking] Facebook Photos Showing More Skin Net You More Facebook Friends
Some avid Facebook social-network users are posting sexy digital images to represent themselves in the online world. These Internet-savvy babes have been gaining mucho popularity and generating thousands of new Facebook friends. Have a look

She has 2,300 Facebook Friends, so far

Combined 5,900 Facebook Friends
![chesty-facebook-girls-12[1] Going on 3,000 Facebook Friends](http://i1.wp.com/pineappleope.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/chesty-facebook-girls-121.jpg?resize=420%2C560)
Going on 3,000 Facebook Friends
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[UPDATED gallery] Hot Olivia Wilde Gallery – topless, no. What do you think? #oliviawilde #photogallery
Which photo is your favorite? Yeah she’s wearing clothes but what do you think? Or should she just stick to not wearing a shirt?
Wikipedia says:
Wilde was born in New York City on March 10, 1984 as Olivia Jane Cockburn. Her mother, Leslie Cockburn (née Corkhill Redlich), is a 60 Minutes producer and journalist, and her father, Andrew Cockburn, is an Irish journalist, as are her paternal uncles Alexander and Patrick, all of whom are contributors to the political website CounterPunch.org. Her half-aunt was the late writer Sarah Caudwell. Her paternal grandfather was the Irish-born novelist/journalist Claud Cockburn. Wilde has said that as a result of her family background, she has a “strong journalistic streak”, being “really critical and analytical”.[1] She has wanted to become an actress since the age of two.[1] For a short time, Olivia’s family had a house in Guilford, Vermont, USA. Wilde attended Georgetown Day School in Washington, D.C., as well as Phillips Academy in Andover, Massachusetts, and subsequently moved to Dublin, Ireland, where she attended The Gaiety School of Acting.[1] She initially began working as a casting assistant.
Pringles Extreme Smokin’ Hot Ranch
Taste: This new variety of Pringles was marketed as part of the Extreme line, but there wasn’t much about the crisps that was particularly extreme. They looked pretty much like your typical Pringles, with just a little bit of seasoning visible near the edges of most of the crisps. They didn’t really taste all that much like ranch much, and though there was a bit of hot pepper somewhere in the seasoning, it fell far short of being a “smokin’ hot” level of heat. Not a gross flavor or anything, but just not a ranch one, nor a smokin’ hot one, nor an “extreme” one.














