Posts Tagged ‘fat’

[Tony Hawk][Skateboarder] Tony Hawk All Grown Up

…do your best to ignore the feedback on this old vhs recording

The locals said what

- It’s funny because he’s fat

- obesity is funny

- good luck to those fatass gingers ever getting laid.

 

[We're all doomed] Fatty foods may cause cocaine-like addiction and kill.

Well, its official. We’re all gonna die. If you think eating is better than doing drugs to cure your woes, you are wrong. Food is drugs, officially – according to health.com . And not entry level, easy going drugs – food is like COKE and HEROIN, smoked and injected into your eyeballs. Its that bad. Don’t eat. Seriously. Stop… its for your own good. And don’t do drugs.

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[Fat Kid] “Yeah, if you don’t gimme that filet of fish, I’ma eat your face off”

some say:

  • “i threw up. then this chunker came and ate it”
  • “you momma so fat.. she.. uh.. what the hell…”
  • “need. pizza. stat.  life force.. getting.. weak.. “
  • “and you wondered what happened to pizza the hut.. “
  • “i hope that’s Weight Watchers on the phone”
 
 

[Old fashion] Straight Up Sexist Bloopers


Critics say:

- I bet you get laid a lot from the sexist remarks.

- i love this video - so true

- hahaha now women will know that theyre stupid…lol

- lmao FAT BITCHES DOWN!

 

[Office Safety] Being fat is not safe office behaviour.

 

[Darwin] New Sport! Ice Dive! Is for big mans.

I laugh at this for the time becaus there no ice where i from but this is ice and oucjh i no think it feel good! i think he live but noise and scream are loud so no know!

 

[Deals] Quiznos Coupon – Why eat one lunch when you can get two?

Free Sub when you buy a Sub! Get yours at Quiznos Coupons.

 
 

Angry Fat Guy Caught in a Vicious Cycle

Dude – if you don’t want people commenting.. turn off comments. Or don’t appear in the videos.. talk via a puppet or something. Everyone likes puppets.
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good lord. is that sally struthers? where are all the snacky cakes?

 

This one’s for you, Chill – Chicken Finger Bacon Pizza #pizza #gross #bacon

Chicken Finger Bacon Pizza

chicken finger bacon pizza

A pizza consisting of Thousand Island dressing as the sauce, topped with a family size bag of chicken fingers, a container of bacon bits all smothered in sliced mozzarella cheese.

(submitted by Bill Pattison)

via This is why you’re fat. – Chicken Finger Bacon Pizza A pizza consisting of….

 
 

[PSA] Fat People Sweating Mayo

The key here is, you don’t want to end up so fat you actually sweat actual mayo, mayo you can actually spread on a sandwich, eat and sweat out again

 

PAO Asks: Would you?

Loaded with around 4,800 calories, twice the daily recommended limit for men, the Fifth Third Burger has five beef patties, five slices of cheese, sour cream, a cup of chilli salsa and corn chips. The burger, named after the West Michigan Whitecaps’s ball park and the meal’s five beef patties, which each weigh one third of a pound (136 grams), also contains a whopping 300 grams of fat, 744 milligrams of cholesterol and more than 10,000 milligrams of salt.

ODD Bodacious Ballpark Burger

Well.. WOULD YOU?

 

Snack time! PAO style

For the Holidays, PAO is releasing some of our old tyme favorites. Back when PAO was founded, one of our core businesses was cookbookeries.. to the lameman, that’s a company that produces cookbooks. Installment #15 is Sausage Cake!

 

You drank an Onion Bhaji and a Jaffa Cake!

Here at PAO, we are concerned with your health almost as much as we are concerned with ridding this earth of flying monkeys. So while you pound ice cold bevs, like we do, please do the math. Calories add up fast!!!