What we KNOW
- its called the iTablet
- its coming to Verizon and ATT
- it will use the AppLibrary – not the AppStore
- it will read ebooks
- it will have full screen apps
- it is has fully integrated wireless N and asynchronous GPS
- it will replace your iphone and your ipod
- it will blow your fcking mind
- it will require you to have a European Carry-All (cool!)
- it will have an OLED screen
- you will get laid if you have one
What we don’t know
- will it cure herpes?
- will it work on TMobile
- will it have a front facing camera?
- how is its Sexting abilities?
- can it stream porn?
- can it play DIVX porn?
- will it have multi touch porn apps?
- how many fart apps will run on it at the same time?
- can my mom use it?
- can your mom use it?
And the big question.. WTF does it look like?? Here are the best renderings we’ve got: