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The crew behind the nuts:

As you can tell by my name, I have all kinds of sack issues. How do I deal? How do I get my trampin’ on? How do I keep my balls where belong? Meet the SSS.. the Separate Sack Suspensory.  Note.. “it has two sacks”.

You might ask.. “what is teabagging”.. well we gots the answer:

• Dipping your testicles into the open mouth of another person. Kind of like dipping a tea bag in and out of a cup of water. I caught the mail man tea bagging my mom. She gagged.
• In multiplayer video games, the act of repeatedly crouching over the face of a fallen opponent, who is forced to watch his/her body being violated while waiting to respawn into the level.  “You see me tea-bag that noob after I shot him in the back of the head? What a dumbass.”

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PAO Life Coaches have done it again!!! Everyone wants to be the best – you sure do – and you gotta start with the basics. What is more basic than mini golf? Beat those assholes at it – NOW.

Talk about one tough dude.. he does not even flinch!

Stop screwing around with dumb sports like Soccer and Hockey – take up a new ball sport and get a leg up too! Formerly an old version of Nerdball was called Foursquare/4square (from UrbanDictionary – “possibly the best game ever, consists of 4-9 squares, sometimes called downball or often know as 4 square.”) – however this new improved version is serious ass kicking nerdballness. Lay down those Spectacles, bitches!

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’nuff said.

 PAO is always looking for the best and the brighest. Joe Cramoskowloutz sent us his resume 3 months ago. Somehow we misplaced it but were fotunate enough not to have lost out chance to acquire his amazing skills. Check out his Demo Reel!