Remember the kazoo? Yeah.. it’s old school, and practically extinct.
Today, a new kazoo-ish musical instrument has been discovered. Take a straw, giant boobs, and blow. Check it. This girl does some wild things to her giant voluptuous breasts, all while keeping things totally SFW. It’s shocking, amazing, and quite musical. Read the rest of this entry »
Amazingly no one got stabbed or tasered. Quite a fight though.. a lesson learned for criminals. Pokemon is serious shit, do don’t interrupt to steal milk money.
PAO’s Islander correspondent “Poncho” Mike Honcho has sent us a few photos of the scene. Seems like he got distracted however.. Read the rest of this entry »
Supposedly there’s something to these photos related to PETA – the People Eating Tasty Animals movement. Something like that. We’re not sure what the deal is because.. well.. between these big tits and luscious DSL‘s .. we’re pretty distracted. Throw a comment in if you have any clue what the hell this mayhem is.. and bust to the break to see some more action. Read the rest of this entry »
Olivia Munn. The ultimate nerd’s wet dream. Possibly created in a lab, some say – she’s half Chinese and half Babe. She’s got smarts. She’s got the ability to down a large hot dog in one gulp. She wears bikini’s and takes them off at the beach. She makes out with other hot chicks (who doesn’t like lesbian action!). She even did some Playboy action, so you know she’s LEGIT.
Oh, and she’s on G4, the nerd station – where she actually can talk about nerd things. She knows nerds. Nerds know her. Nerds want her. Well – PAO has her! Images of her at least – here ya go, nerds! Hit the BREAK for some serious babe action, from bikini to lesbian to sausage swallowing. This girl does it ALL.
Happy St. Patricks Day, the second holiday this week. Saint Patrick’s Day is a yearly holiday celebrated on 17 March. It is named after Saint Patrick (circa AD 387–461), the most commonly recognized of the patron saints of Ireland. It began as a purely Catholic holiday and became an official feast day in the early 1600s. However, it has gradually become more of a secular celebration of Ireland’s culture.
Today, Saint Patrick’s Day is widely celebrated in America by Irish and non-Irish alike. Many people, regardless of ethnic background (muslims, afganis, inuit, etc), wear green-coloured clothing and items. Traditionally, those who are caught not wearing green are pinched affectionately and slapped violently.
St. Patrick’s Day is also the top day of the year to find leprechauns.
]PAO comes through for you! By analyzing previous booth babes, we’re able to computer graphically estimate the babes of 2010. Once again, the resounding descriptive word for CES 2010 Babes is.. “HOT”. Check out some of our candidates for 2010.
Fishing often attracts two polar opposite groups of people. Overweight, annyoing dudes, and hot, young ladies. Also, 20yr old Brazilians, of course – but they are in the second party.
Until recently, little was known about the interactions of these hot ladies, and the fat dudes. Well, as it turns out – the truth is stunning, shocking, and HAS to be seen to be believed!
