Another iPod you don’t need… the iTouch 4G
“The iTouch 4G is 4 users who want the iPhone experience sans AT&T and Calling“ - Bill Paxwell, Apple iPod Engineer
INTERESTING FACTOIDS:
- DUEL COLORS! Black and Blackish-White!
- Monochrome Screen switch – for saving battery life! (45 days stand-by on single charge)
- 2MP camera, for sexting*
- iBook functionality, 10 free iBooks (selected by iBook inventor)
- Integrated Microphone for recording nature sounds
*with wi-fi connection
It is widely expected Apple will blow minds with its iPhone 4.0 update announcement tomorrow. With Apple’s event just over 24 hours away, we knew it would be a good idea to recap the most likely true OS 4.0 rumors. The big event starts tomorrow morning at 10AM PDT. What we’ve got here is the most official assembled list of iPhone OS 4.0 rumors…
3D Support – With 3D movies going big time these days, Apple plans on patching the iPhone to allow users to experience 3D on their handset while wearing stereoscopic glasses.
Multitasking – The second most persistent rumor is multitasking for applications. As it stands the iPhone OS is not the best at multi-tasking, and users are mad as hell. Newest rumors have the new OS having an Exposé-like feature which would make the iPhone easy to use and a multi-tasker.
4 Way Phone Calls – Easily one of the most demanded features, the ability to talk to three others at the same time. Great for business meetings and for calling Quest.
One Email Box – Users have been clamoring for a global inbox which could hold a mash-up of all email. This update would make for significantly better emailing on the iPhone. But does this mean you’d get the same newsletters twice in the same inbox?
OS Themes – Plan on personalizing your phone to be as unique as you think you are. New themeing capabilitys are a shoe-in for this OS update.
New iPad Features – Expect to see a lot of, if not all, iPad features included in this OS update. Such as the ability to read a book or read a book and listen to music, at the same time.
Compass Upgrade (3GS only) – Rumor has it the compass feature will get an update… no one is sure what kind of update though.
Secret Easter Eggs – As with the last 3.0 update, when several easter eggs were included, you will most likely see more easter eggs.
…This list of rumors is growing. If you or a friend is a v3.0 iPhone user and would like to contribute to this list email: iphone@pineappleope.com
First off – I didn’t even know Pee Wee was still alive. Second, what’s an abstinence ring? And THIRD – what in holy green hopper earth did he do for Steve Jobs to GET one?
Not likely. Several critical flaws are in these pictures – such as reflections and sheer dumb product design. Who wants a giant stupid iPhone? We want something newer, cooler, and better. 27 more hours, bitches. It cometh on Wednesday! Here’s one more pic to hold you over.. Read the rest of this entry »
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What we KNOW
- its called the iTablet - its coming to Verizon and ATT - it will use the AppLibrary – not the AppStore - it will read ebooks - it will have full screen apps - it is has fully integrated wireless N and asynchronous GPS - it will replace your iphone and your ipod - it will blow your fcking mind - it will require you to have a European Carry-All (cool!) - it will have an OLED screen - you will get laid if you have one |
What we don’t know
- will it cure herpes? - will it work on TMobile - will it have a front facing camera? - how is its Sexting abilities? - can it stream porn? - can it play DIVX porn? - will it have multi touch porn apps? - how many fart apps will run on it at the same time? - can my mom use it? - can your mom use it? |
And the big question.. WTF does it look like?? Here are the best renderings we’ve got:
Its called ‘Puff’ – and has nothing to do with dope.. but it IS dope. Check out this bad ass straight outta Japan! They know how to use the Iphone properly..
Once more, we’ll just state how much we love Apple over here.
Even being Apple Insiders here at PAO, this Apple Event kinda snuck up on us. Not extensively, but usually the fart winds of this bullshit storm start getting loud many moons before the actual explosion of marketing garbage. We have gotten many complaints today, in fact, about folks only tuning in to see the live blog, but no “foreplay” rumor posts. Well.. we apologize. Maybe you missed some of the other big stories we’ve had lately – those take up time, so STFU and SMD.
Anyway, here’s a little helper, to help you help yourself. How to spread a rumor:
Well well, look what the interweb spies have picked up.. a shot of the newest Ipod Nano with what appears to be a CAMERA built in!
According to Gizmodo!
Gene Munster, an Apple analyst, says that Apple’s likely to release a 7 to 10-inch touchscreen tablet some time in the early half of 2010. Usually analysts’ predictions are sketchy, but Munster’s is slightly less so.
Munster says he spoke to “component contacts” in Asia, analyzed patents, looked at comments from Tim Cook (and probably read our Apple Tablet roundup), which caused him to make the prediction that the device won’t be ready yet in 2009.
He did say that the tablet should be more complex than an iPod/iPhone, and will be some kind of hybrid between that OS and the standard OS X on desktops and laptops. But of course, he’s still an analyst, so none of this is guaranteed to be true. [Business Insider via Wired]
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