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[Layoffs] AOL slaughters 1/3 of workforce – single-handedly ruining the economy at the Holidays.

To explain this properly, we must voice it in the terms of a 12-year-old AOLer.

AFTAR TELNG ITS INVES2RS TAHT $20 MILION HAS BEN PUT ASIED 2 JATISON A THIRD OF ITS PAYROL AOL SI LOKNG FOR 250 STAF 2 TAEK VOLUNTARY R3DUNDANCEIS—JUMP NOW OR B PUSHAD L8R!!111!1 OMG WTF ITS AL D3SIGNAD 2 SHAEV ABOUT $30 MILION OF ITS ANUAL 18!!!!1! BILION OPERATNG AXPANS3S!1!11!! LOL INSTANT MESAGNG CLEINT ICQ SI ALSO UP FOR SAEL AND MAPQU3ST CUD B NEXT!111111!1 OMG WTF AS ALWAYS W3RA SURPRIESD TAHT AOL STIL EVEN EXISTS!11!11! LOL

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Whats up 1997.. in the house! AOL is the best.


  

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