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PAO readers, now is the time to act. House prices are low, interest rates are down, you can get a first time home buyers credit – and its winter time, so what better gift than a new house?

JUST IN TIME for the holidays, we’ve compiled some top notch info for you – in short, its the ultimate guide to getting laid! Sorta. In more words – we can now tell you where to live, to get laid – at least, if you like hot, fit, single ladies! If you like the fatties, do the opposite of this chart. Want to know the HOT SPOTS? You gotta read on –

And just as you would have guessed.. NEW ENGLAND is the best place to nail hot, single, skinny ladies!!

Here’s one New England Hottie – just for an example!

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