Yup – all you gotta do is ASK for some fellatio. Duh. Here’s the definitive guide.

One tipster tells us – “there are certain things you dont want to hear while youre performing oral sex”:

  • Thats my knee
  • You really should get that dandruff checked out
  • Have you ever done this before?
  • Blue. I think we need to paint this room blue.
  • I love salt water fly fishing.

via Oral Sex | Cracked.com.

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