[lunar exploration] Choose Your Own Adventure (On Drugs): High In Outer Space! #space #drugs
Posted in Double Awesome, Great Job Team on 06/05/2009 09:07 am by onionrings - 175 viewsCutting right to the chase.. this is the greatest internet post we’ve seen outside of our own site – go see for yourself..
Choose Your Own Adventure (On Drugs): High In Outer Space!
You find yourself on a dark and deserted avenue. You have seen this street many times in movies and photographs. It is the kind of place usually half-glimpsed in the back of taxi cabs heading elsewhere, at once both familiar, and alien.….
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06/05/2009 at 9:21 am
whoa. dude.
You bang on the door of the dilapidated apartment building across the way, shouting at the top of your lungs for help. A kindly old woman buzzes you up. She fixes you hot cocoa, shows you slides of her trip to Omaha and eventually falls asleep on your shoulder. Not wanting to wake her, but still completely keyed up on adrenaline, your mind wanders and you inevitably start thinking about titties. You try to take your mind off of it, but that just makes it worse. You find yourself mentally listing the most awkward boners you’ve ever had. This easily takes the number three spot, you decide.
06/05/2009 at 12:38 pm
Choose your own adventure is so fake, it’s all about fate- you the reader don’t make decisions, it’s fate – all fate – choosing your own adventure? Making your own decisions? What a farce!!
06/05/2009 at 1:38 pm
this was in my gmail wtf omg
http://sementank.net
06/06/2009 at 4:48 pm
ive never heard of semen tanks before. this is great news, i need to start freezing my semen, stat