[iTablet Preview] PAO’s Roundup of the upcoming iTablet. If you can’t wait 2 more days..
Posted in Double Awesome, Interesting Facts, Review Time on 01/25/2010 04:57 pm by Black_Moses - 162 views|
What we KNOW
- its called the iTablet - its coming to Verizon and ATT - it will use the AppLibrary – not the AppStore - it will read ebooks - it will have full screen apps - it is has fully integrated wireless N and asynchronous GPS - it will replace your iphone and your ipod - it will blow your fcking mind - it will require you to have a European Carry-All (cool!) - it will have an OLED screen - you will get laid if you have one |
What we don’t know
- will it cure herpes? - will it work on TMobile - will it have a front facing camera? - how is its Sexting abilities? - can it stream porn? - can it play DIVX porn? - will it have multi touch porn apps? - how many fart apps will run on it at the same time? - can my mom use it? - can your mom use it? |
And the big question.. WTF does it look like?? Here are the best renderings we’ve got:
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01/26/2010 at 12:12 am
thiis product will definitely be reminiscent of nokias 4400 model. apple appears taking things back, retroizing mainly its entire line of technaligy gadgetry
01/26/2010 at 8:41 am
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